Welp
Ate a gummy expecting this game to be a blowout that I could turn off after the first 10 minutes
It is not
These are black ops orca assassins and nothing can convince me otherwise
My plans to visit a water park while at Disney world with my in laws next month maaaaaaay have been impacted by the events of this week’s episode of The Pitt
It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins
“How many husbands have you had”
“Mine or other women’s”
“Monkeys brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington DC”
Picked up the dagger, RRRRRRRAN DOWN THE HALL
My in laws, MIL and SIL especially, are Disney adults. It was very much not a secret. They tried to indoctrinate me. It has failed and in fact made me more resolute in my anti Disney stance. (Joe is not a Disney adult but he is a kind son and brother)
They better do a traitors themed episode of top chef this season with Alan Cumming as a guest judge
Took kid to school. Took subway to work. Got to work. Realized I left laptop at home. Took subway home. Got laptop. Taking subway back to work.
I have lived so many lives today
Dawn!!! Hell yeah
If this weather had happened yesterday, the city would have gone feral last night
Irrationally annoyed that Aya Tollah isn’t a good drag name and I can’t figure out how to make it work
Just thought about how it would feel if It Happens on International Women’s Day
Strongly recommend putting on a Joe Strummer song and just letting the spotify algorithm take it from there
“Hey mom, can I draw a picture while we wait for our food?”
“Sure”
The picture:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Ghostbusters (1984) is a very good movie. Ghostbusters II is a masterpiece.
Guess what everyone I just watched If I Had Legs I’d Kick You on my flight home so I could get emotional trauma on both trips over the Atlantic
Called my sneakers “trainers,” where is my UK passport
Today I met an Olympic gold medalist, watched an International Women’s Day event that I planned be executed beautifully, and received compliments from my boss and lots of other stakeholders at my firm. This calls for a celebratory cheese plate
I heard the opening notes and whipped my head around so fast
Oh my god I just saw the real jet 2 holiday ad
My hotel has eight (8) restaurants and yet guests are not allowed to have a laptop out at any of them after 5pm. No wonder we won the revolutionary war
@beckyhammer.bsky.social I need you to know that I have been in London for about 18 hours and have heard Bad Bunny playing in 3 different establishments, including the coffee shop I went to at 8 this morning
What I’d give to be here when a new season of Slow Horses was premiering
Man they are really into Paddington over here huh
Hear me out
