Julia Alonzo

Watched the first two episodes of that hunting wives show tonight and I don’t know what I expected but I did not expect that

Absolutely not

Went to a Long Island ER today (for totally unimportant reasons, we are all completely fine) and the charge nurse was a carbon copy of Donna from The Pitt. I have never felt such intense immediate feelings of love for another human being

You’re doing great, kids are insane

Jack, in the car yesterday: “mom I just saw a bunch of ripstones”
Me: “of what?”
Jack: “ripstones”
Me: “what are ripstones?”
Jack: “you know when someone dies and they get buried underground and they have that rock that says rip on it”
Gravestones are now ripstones, I do not make the rules

My hand holding a can of slim hazy. A pool is in the background with my kid swimming in it.

Can check

I watched the first 3 episodes with a guy I was hooking up with in law school and that ended poorly so it could have been that. BUT I was bored

THANK YOU

28 but I should get double points for Tampa because I went to Ybor City

Marmalade and Pio Pio!!!

Get gritty on there

Update: I fell going down the subway steps and my water bottle exploded in my laptop bag, the GC meeting got cancelled 15 minutes before it was supposed to start, and Jack yelled “MOM I HAVE TO PEE REALLY BAD” while I was on a call with a partner. Women really can have it all

My apartment is 80 degrees, I am taking Jack to a doctor’s appointment then bringing him into my office, I will somehow meet with my GC this afternoon while caring for a feral 6 year old, but in 2 days I’ll be eating oysters by the beach. CAN I MAKE IT

On Friday we’re going to a friend’s beach house until Labor Day (school starts late here) and I am terrified of how things will further devolve

Jack asked about sleepaway camp earlier this summer but then I figured out he really just wants a 1 night sleepover at his buddy’s house

Our pre-day camp mornings have become significantly worse in the last week so I think the feral behavior has passed the point of no return

I was really annoyed about needing to wfh this morning bc I have an appointment all the way on bay ridge at lunch. Emphasis on *was*

Same issue and honestly I always assumed it was bc of drugs

A screenshot from Nextdoor that says “PRAYER FOR DION SANDERS HE HAVING BLADDER REMOVED FOR CANCER”

I love checking Nextdoor for local news

Jesus. I’m home in Brooklyn

I like to believe they were getting Italian ices at court pastry shop

Found her

All cities are walkable if your not a bitch

Omg friend of course!!! You haven’t gotten near that at all. What happened with this person wasn’t murky, it was edgelord behavior (using landlord stereotypes, etc). I recognize this is loaded for so many people and it’s hard to talk about, which is why I’m biting my tongue with the newcomers

This has already happened to one of my friends who I had to basically stop talking to because her rhetoric was getting so antisemitic and toxic. I’m very lucky that that’s the worst it has been

A toddler does not have the appreciation for those multiple layers of flavor!!!

It’s C with a bullet

Today someone (not a prominent person, just a friend of a friend I follow) posted that they’ve been hesitant to speak about Gaza because they “stand with their Jewish friends but can’t bear to watch these kids suffer.” It took a lot for me as a Jew to not rage at the 1st part but just accept the 2nd

Yeah honestly that very well could be what did it