@juliaalonzo.bsky.social
Sure why not
It is…as advertised
06.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The lord works in mysterious ways
06.12.2025 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some personal news: I am watching the gay porn hockey show
06.12.2025 02:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It begins
05.12.2025 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Hey mom, what’s a meme”
05.12.2025 01:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
A screenshot from my Spotify wrapped which says my listening age is 67
LOLOLOLOL
03.12.2025 15:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw wicked part 2 yesterday which means I probably missed most of the discussion about it but would anyone else who loves the musical like to commiserate about how inexplicably bad that movie was
01.12.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ugh I’m sorry. It’s also really tough when you go home and see them after a few months away and it’s like so much changed in such a short time
30.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The ACC: Where Football Is Played Occasionally
30.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Oh a male Taurus is being stubborn and making everyone wait around for his decision about where to make his new home? No shit
30.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone shocked about how lane kiffin is handling this has not looked up his astrological sign
30.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 90 🔁 13 💬 8 📌 5She’s in IMP at best
30.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WAHOOWA, bring me duke
30.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t spell “chaotic” without ACC
30.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I go back I think they cannot have added another toll since the last time I was there because they already hit their maximum. AND YET
28.11.2025 23:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry if this makes me sound like an old crank but the tolls on the highways in northern Virginia are fucking preposterous
28.11.2025 23:09 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0This is so wonderful
28.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We are minibar-ing with night ham spirit
28.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Again, this is all exceedingly typical
28.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Update: at Thanksgiving dinner today my aunt told her son’s girlfriend about how her son’s penis is curved so he pees to the right. “Haven’t you noticed?” she said over pie. Please note her son is twice divorced and is 54 years old
28.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0HOWIE THE DOG JUST WANTS TO PLAY
27.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mine only gave a shit about Ken Jeong (“MOM THATS BOBBY”)
27.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ragtime is not what I’d call the most natural choice for being featured in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade but if we can get even one person to join the joshua henry hive I’ll take it
27.11.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are *finally* a Going To A Restaurant This Year family
27.11.2025 13:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This was, by all accounts, a normal Thanksgiving eve for my family
27.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tonight, my 85 year old aunt told stories about (1) my grandpa’s sex life after my grandma died, (2) her son’s — who had brought his new girlfriend to Thanksgiving for the first time — bris, and (3) the man she plays bridge with who wants to “bring her home to finish the job”
27.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Happy “I swear to fucking god we are staying home for Thanksgiving next year” season to all who celebrate
26.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Martin Scorsese sitting in a chair with his hands up and the caption absolute cinema
24.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actually never mind this is the best result
24.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I root for the eagles *one* time
24.11.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
