st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest
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im gonna put so many plants into the ground
new clothing for the body
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big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend
*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet
look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery
let me make myself clear
of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
Loathe released I Let It In And It Took Everything on this day half a decade ago.
Linkin Park will release From Zero - A Cappellas this Friday.
Trans rights are human rights.
Protect each other, look out for each other, and share kindness and support wherever and however you can.
People are going to need to know that we're there for them. Our kids, teens, and fellow human beings need our support now more than ever.
Human rights matter.
Lake Michigan has officially been endorsed by Scott!
Who is your birthday twin (born the same day as you)?
The GOAT
Linkin Park released From The Inside on this day 21 years ago.
Clearly it's Beige
Post a picture of you and a wrestler #WrestleSky
Had to wait in a long ass line to meet him, but I met Kurt Angle!
Travel north, I promise it's warmer
plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
Tell me about it
That Shida one is still peak
I'm up too fucking early
The History of Super Mario's Hidden Ending
THE MANIFOLD OATH
