Why call it "rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation" when "cancelled by woke" is right there.
Compare the following situations:
1) A woman, quitting smoking, goes on break at work, when she'd usually smoke, experiences an urge to smoke.
2) A woman, quitting smoking, is followed at all hours of her life by an imp who keeps offering her cigarettes. The imp was summoned by Phillip Morris
I forgot to pay Sam Altman for my intelligence as a utility and now I like all Adam Sandler films *except* Punch Drunk Love and Uncut Gems - they're just weird!
DOOM fully rendered in CSS. Every surface is a <div> that has a background image, with a clipping path with 3D transforms applied. Of course CSS does not have a movable camera, so we rotate and translate the scene around the user.
All of Jay-Z's problems were Luftballons.
I've listened to the album and while I don't love it, it's much better than his rap music
Everyone else just wants to play Not Afraid and hug each other about getting clean from pills while I'm just like "yeah, I thought I was bringing about the conditions for fascism by hearing music where someone, especially a white person, says 'bitch'. Can we listen to Criminal?"
It's hard being someone who feels like Eminem's music saved my life because everyone else who feels like Eminem's music saved their life is a recovering addict when my problem was I got so much cancel culture OCD from LGBTQ+ and feminist fandom spaces I forgot how to enjoy art in case a man liked it
I for some reason had a face blindness attack and thought Billy Joel was Frank Zappa. Don't want to spoil but my 1s were #7 and #9 and I WOULD have got #11 in one had I not managed to get an entirely white tile on my first click.
@ihavethatonvinyl.com Have you seen the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame's Cover Story game? I think it'll be right up your street rockhall.com/cover-story
I've never quite known how to say it, but just as Donald Trump is the physical embodiment of every negative American stereotype, Nigel Farage is the physical embodiment of every negative British stereotype, if that makes sense.
You will NOT guess what happens in this video
(Matty Healy sings like if Jarvis Cocker was Bono)
(too many zine making workshops where Matty Healy's smarmy vocoded gibberish was being sicked into my earholes from someone's Bluetooth speaker. I swear his music gives me a rash. Anyway, Harry made The 1975 stars, so he's forever on Satan's payroll to me)
(I admit this fight is personal because my ear-ripping-off H A T E of The 1975, the thing my friend group of Mancunian DIY art coop kids all agreed on, was the event that convinced me I was too old to enjoy music any more. If I hadn't played a D12 song as a whim on a COVID walk, idk who I'd be now)
Blimey, I hadn't heard that Durutti Column track before, it's a good thing he hasn't been giving a load of interviews going on about them, oh wait
It says a lot that the Pitchfork review of the album actually thought he was trying to rip off The 1975. Harry doesn't make sense unless you know about just how popular indie rock was with the fandom-inclined LiveJournal/Tumblr girls that were the biggest champions of 1D, pop for Patrick Wolf fans
Charli and PinkPantheress want you to know how much they love some cool music they really like (and hope you think they're clever for knowing about). Harry knows you'll agree with him that indie rock SOUNDS cool but doesn't think you probably ever heard of Durutti Column and doesn't care if you have
It's the nadir of plagiarismpop in that it's sonically identical to that Durutti Column track. I know I've been more harsh on Charli and PinkPantheress than is really popjust of me but I'm really disliking people falling for THIS one because it doesn't have the honesty to play off the recognition
Because we're finally at the point where fashions kinda stagnated and most of the outfits wouldn't get a second look if you wore them in public, we can now REALLY appreciate that Jay Kay's fit here is fucking terrible AND that it looked as stupid then as it still does #totp
Time to remind everyone about this wonderful event.
#totp
Out of the men who Shania isn't impressed by, which one is the biggest scrub? Brad Pitt infamously doesn't wash but the rocket scientist probably is too neurodivergent to drive and probably lives with his mother
Fight between T.L.C. who won't give love to a guy who doesn't own a car and Shania Twain who ain't impressed much by a guy having a car #totp
They saved the MSCHF cow!!! I genuinely thought he was toast
This is the same child who I once told about the film 127 Hours to emphasise how he shouldn't play on the cliffs when we go hiking. The next day I found he had made a diorama of a guy cutting his arm off in a cave with Lego.
My son just now: I have an idea for a videogame: you're a black cat that has to cause unlucky things for a guy that stop him getting to work but it turns out to be lucky because it's 9/11 and he works at the twin towers.
He did the one about ODB's death which had me scared to breathe
The podcast is called Pop Pantheon and the magazine is The New York Times
I saw B. Dolan live back in university and he rocked. Tons of stage presence, fascinating songs
This would go hard as a Bluesky post