eminemerald fennell

eminemerald fennell

@fireh9lly.bsky.social

Writer, musician, critic. Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.

1,082 Followers 276 Following 6,828 Posts Joined Aug 2023
2 days ago

Why call it "rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation" when "cancelled by woke" is right there.

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6 hours ago

Compare the following situations:

1) A woman, quitting smoking, goes on break at work, when she'd usually smoke, experiences an urge to smoke.

2) A woman, quitting smoking, is followed at all hours of her life by an imp who keeps offering her cigarettes. The imp was summoned by Phillip Morris

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7 hours ago

I forgot to pay Sam Altman for my intelligence as a utility and now I like all Adam Sandler films *except* Punch Drunk Love and Uncut Gems - they're just weird!

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1 day ago
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DOOM fully rendered in CSS. Every surface is a <div> that has a background image, with a clipping path with 3D transforms applied. Of course CSS does not have a movable camera, so we rotate and translate the scene around the user.

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13 hours ago

All of Jay-Z's problems were Luftballons.

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12 hours ago

I've listened to the album and while I don't love it, it's much better than his rap music

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13 hours ago

Everyone else just wants to play Not Afraid and hug each other about getting clean from pills while I'm just like "yeah, I thought I was bringing about the conditions for fascism by hearing music where someone, especially a white person, says 'bitch'. Can we listen to Criminal?"

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13 hours ago

It's hard being someone who feels like Eminem's music saved my life because everyone else who feels like Eminem's music saved their life is a recovering addict when my problem was I got so much cancel culture OCD from LGBTQ+ and feminist fandom spaces I forgot how to enjoy art in case a man liked it

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1 day ago

I for some reason had a face blindness attack and thought Billy Joel was Frank Zappa. Don't want to spoil but my 1s were #7 and #9 and I WOULD have got #11 in one had I not managed to get an entirely white tile on my first click.

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1 day ago
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Cover Story | Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Guess the album in 10 tiles or fewer.

@ihavethatonvinyl.com Have you seen the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame's Cover Story game? I think it'll be right up your street rockhall.com/cover-story

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1 day ago

I've never quite known how to say it, but just as Donald Trump is the physical embodiment of every negative American stereotype, Nigel Farage is the physical embodiment of every negative British stereotype, if that makes sense.

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1 day ago

You will NOT guess what happens in this video

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1 day ago

(Matty Healy sings like if Jarvis Cocker was Bono)

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1 day ago

(too many zine making workshops where Matty Healy's smarmy vocoded gibberish was being sicked into my earholes from someone's Bluetooth speaker. I swear his music gives me a rash. Anyway, Harry made The 1975 stars, so he's forever on Satan's payroll to me)

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1 day ago

(I admit this fight is personal because my ear-ripping-off H A T E of The 1975, the thing my friend group of Mancunian DIY art coop kids all agreed on, was the event that convinced me I was too old to enjoy music any more. If I hadn't played a D12 song as a whim on a COVID walk, idk who I'd be now)

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1 day ago

Blimey, I hadn't heard that Durutti Column track before, it's a good thing he hasn't been giving a load of interviews going on about them, oh wait

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1 day ago

It says a lot that the Pitchfork review of the album actually thought he was trying to rip off The 1975. Harry doesn't make sense unless you know about just how popular indie rock was with the fandom-inclined LiveJournal/Tumblr girls that were the biggest champions of 1D, pop for Patrick Wolf fans

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1 day ago

Charli and PinkPantheress want you to know how much they love some cool music they really like (and hope you think they're clever for knowing about). Harry knows you'll agree with him that indie rock SOUNDS cool but doesn't think you probably ever heard of Durutti Column and doesn't care if you have

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1 day ago

It's the nadir of plagiarismpop in that it's sonically identical to that Durutti Column track. I know I've been more harsh on Charli and PinkPantheress than is really popjust of me but I'm really disliking people falling for THIS one because it doesn't have the honesty to play off the recognition

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1 day ago

Because we're finally at the point where fashions kinda stagnated and most of the outfits wouldn't get a second look if you wore them in public, we can now REALLY appreciate that Jay Kay's fit here is fucking terrible AND that it looked as stupid then as it still does #totp

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1 day ago
Shed Seven
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Once again I can only apologies, we're not installing sheds due to us not installing sheds. We can install some fine music in your ears however .. new live album out soon.
Jo Wisbey @Wisbers67
@shedseven I appreciate you may not be installing due to Covid but, you could answer your phones and be in touch with customers #crapcustomerservice Shed Seven
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Sorry to hear you shed hasn't been installed Jo. But we manufacture indie rock anthems and alas can not help you. We'd be bloody useless with a hammer
Jo Wisbey @Wisbers67
@shedseven why don't you answer your phones? I've tried without success to contact you for weeks since you failed to instal my shed on 24Nov! #crapcustomerservice
2:52 PM Dec 7, 2020

Time to remind everyone about this wonderful event.

#totp

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1 day ago

Out of the men who Shania isn't impressed by, which one is the biggest scrub? Brad Pitt infamously doesn't wash but the rocket scientist probably is too neurodivergent to drive and probably lives with his mother

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1 day ago

Fight between T.L.C. who won't give love to a guy who doesn't own a car and Shania Twain who ain't impressed much by a guy having a car #totp

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1 day ago

They saved the MSCHF cow!!! I genuinely thought he was toast

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1 day ago

This is the same child who I once told about the film 127 Hours to emphasise how he shouldn't play on the cliffs when we go hiking. The next day I found he had made a diorama of a guy cutting his arm off in a cave with Lego.

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1 day ago

My son just now: I have an idea for a videogame: you're a black cat that has to cause unlucky things for a guy that stop him getting to work but it turns out to be lucky because it's 9/11 and he works at the twin towers.

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1 day ago

He did the one about ODB's death which had me scared to breathe

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1 day ago

The podcast is called Pop Pantheon and the magazine is The New York Times

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1 day ago

I saw B. Dolan live back in university and he rocked. Tons of stage presence, fascinating songs

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1 day ago
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This would go hard as a Bluesky post

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