salad

she wants to what now

why would you do that :(

this place is a fuckign prison

In an intense virtual fishing war with a raging bisexual what has my life come to

what the flip :((

also i’m level 20 now :3

AW MAN

I clawed my ass out of the shower and booted up webfishing fucking ass naked just to put your level 19 ass back into place

@interstellarshareware.net thoughts?

is this about me or is there an entirely separate war going on

Yapping? Bro, I'm lore dumping. Heed my exposition, buffoon.

you’re the one who followed me first!

what!

@itslumen.bsky.social hello bluesky user itslumen

the DARE program did not prepare me for how good of a gateway drug skipping class is

i think they should let me slingshot pebbles at couples i see out in public. not on my watch

it’s been banging!! today will be a good day for me methinks. hope your morningafternoonnight is going swell!

that’s neat. i wish i had a cool halloween variation of my name, but all i’ve got is “haunted salad”

what’s up swirly d

wtf that’s so cool???? so gorgeous

glad to hear it!! also omg that sounds fuckin awesome. i wish i was cool enough to have incense

:3

my day has been swell thanks for asking!! hoping tomorrow is too 🐊 what about you?

idk guys im feeling like im gonna party rock with a mouse tonight

ever play a game of mario party so intense you're left sweaty and shaking

HELLO 😼😼😼😼

hello The Gun 🫨 ngl your notification scared the fuck out of me thank u

i have been!! the world is so awesome rn man. hope you’ve been swell 🐊

hello!! 🕺🕺🕺

A pet rat (a quite young one) in a wine glass

Trying sobriety