Lumen

I will not be held responsible for the actions of Rosie ODonnel

I’m sorry what part of this is unclear?

Sarah wants to sit on spongebobs face

I’m gonna play Tetris with a light gun

My goal in life is to go as hard as the guy playing the triangle in renegade by styx

They’re elite you want books? Go ahead. Don’t feel like coming in? Boom. Online boom services. Too 10 things fr fr

Dude I fuckin LOVE libraries

What am I meant to do with this “oh yeah you’re right might as well just piss off to the other side of the cosmos and leave my worries behind”

Fuckin feathers mcgraw man

Bad news guys I’ve borked it :(

WinRar weed

Just sat my friend down to watch a 2:30 video essay of petscop and I’m so happy it’s popping up in my feed now

Watching Santa tracker waiting to see America shoot him down with cruise missiles once he enters the airspace

DAN WINS

Giving/sharing books is my love language. Did I let you borrow a book from me? Did I buy you a book because I think you’ll like it or I loved it and wanted to share it with you? Guess what motherfucker I love you and you’re one of the most important people in my life suck it

Is this anything

OOOOHHHHHHH

Why would this group of jokers be doing this to each other? It simply isn’t practical.

Just had 2 neurons fire and thought “oh I should try the essential oil diffuser on my air purifier” and “I wonder if the purifier is strong enough to handle weed smoke” and tried them at the same time and the combination made my room smell EXACTLY like breakfast sausages

In hlvrai benry voice: “oh you’re back home for thanksgiving break? You wanna… scroll on TikTok? You… uhhh… you wanna FUCK SOME TRAINS?!? HAHA! Got any PlayStation plus cards?”

I wanna smoke a joint here

Pierre better open this damn store or im going to piss on his shoes

I love watching mash cuz it’s like WAR SUCKS EVERYTTHINGS SAD KIDS ARE DYING doo dooo da do do da doooo

Every morning I wake up and my first thought is “god fucking damnit I’m still not Kurt Vonnegut”

Boys of dubious moisture levels

AW FUCK JTS PROBALY THE CONSTANT CAFFINE DOSING

You reap what you sow MOTHER FUCKER WHAT DID I SOW TO REAP IN SUCH A WAY AS THIS

Job stealing assholes!!