Xats, Ages lady cat

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

sending this to my girlfriend who has a feline character and just captioning it "us"

Helia always wants the bigger one… 🐾🔥
And she ended up properly knotted. 😼💫

Commission for
@heliapeppercats.bsky.social
and
@coffeesoda.art

if you enjoyed it, please drop a like and RT! 💕🔁

He surely is reading a swell story :3

Peak male performance 🐍
@sheddinginhibitions.com

He wants you to have a nice day :)

i've thought about this post every day since i've seen it

To my Grand Drum: Big Z, aka CJ

I've always believed that I get what I deserve
That I have to earn love from something I must serve

And then along came you, giving nothing but affection
And thus was the beginning of our musical connection

From your pink wife at heart: Sugar J, aka Flick

[3/7]

youtu.be/lYtY8q8gj40?...

God is Green

choose your eeveelution (2022)

モチモチ

Rocket Raccoon on Venom! -(4/4)

Screenshot from the Onion with the headline If We Expand The Land, There Will Be No More Room For Water Pokemon And It Will Ruin The Environment vs. No It Won’t

So far, this is my understanding of Pokemon Emerald's main story

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

pmd server didnt appreciate this post I made 😔

Several hours of gift giving later...

Last night was such a blur, unsure of whether or not it was truly crashed by a big burr. But as you wake in the morning, dried cum all over your body, it's his presence in the doorway that makes you realize that last night *really* did happen. And now... he wants more.

🎨 - @heavydoodles.bsky.social

big ass sweaty creature for parf thank you!!

keep cancelling your nitro

you'll be in love one day you little freak

i never posted these here but here are some zelda cdi ganondorfs i did a while back

Its a type of japanese fried chicken, and it yes I want some too!

plate o karaage with a kewpie and lemon sauce on a bed of spinach with some lemon wedges

cw: food

kitty and i made karaage tonight :3

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/bitesnstings/

The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"

Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere

Commisison for Rabbit of their thick ass rat boy! thank you!

A valentines card depicting Arador patting his enormous bulge clad in compression shorts. The text reads, "No amount of compression wear could ever shrink my line for you!"

I didn't doodle anything this year, so enjoy last year's valentines bulge... I mean card~

it's actually typical for a gengar to haunt their trainer as a way of showing affection. an example is seen below.

"But my hencemen told me you sent them all to a farm upstate!"

So a rare NSFW post from me. @flowerwoof.bsky.social got me a lil gifty done by the amazing @binxxy.bsky.social This is fantastic. Thank you so much <3

#nsfw #nsfwart #deathclaw #fluffclaw