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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND πŸ€„

@heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social

The greatest Final Fantasy XIV mahjong honeypot, here to make you learn the game by getting all your hot trans friends to learn it first. #ffxiv #gpose and #art πŸ€„

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I'm on the edge of my seat here. Pls give all details.

13.08.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bernie Sanders meme: I am once again asking for your financial support

Bernie Sanders meme: I am once again asking for your financial support

Thumbnails of various art pieces

Thumbnails of various art pieces

Illustration of a school of fish

Illustration of a school of fish

Moon phases shown as broken shells for hermit crab

Moon phases shown as broken shells for hermit crab

Please buy my prints

I have three jobs that are all unstable.
I live in complete poverty, a sole provider to a family of three in the global south dealing with nerve damage and a new disability after a surgery. Am out of my levothyroxine which I need for life after total thyroidectomy.. thank you!

12.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Urianger but as a Bayonetta rendition? I think? When the fuck did I draw this

Urianger but as a Bayonetta rendition? I think? When the fuck did I draw this

Another relic from yonder #WIP folder… I beggeth the question of when in the hells did I craft such a piece.

13.08.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

STUCK IN PLACE BECAUSE I CAN NOT TELL IF POLLY WAS JUST SNIFFING THE TOILET OR IF SHE LICKED IT

13.08.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My uma is a machine that turns first place favourites into 4th place finishes.

13.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lambo says they look a little purple so I will continue to hide in the sunroom and hope further complications can not find me.

13.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Doe you can send me a picture I will tell you if your toes are blue or not :)" Foul Trickster, i have seen you coming a mile away

13.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Are my toenails blue or is it just the lighting" the question I constantly have to ask myself to no avail

13.08.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NO.......

13.08.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the silicone mold for soup pucks we got is too big for our bowls. i might just kms.

13.08.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a "three negative things can happen to me and regardless of the severity as long as they happen fast enough I'll probably lose my shit" sort of person and i'm up to like, 5 in rapid succession. So. This is fun.

13.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

found out a picture i was working on had its file corrupted. my crashout will be legendary.

13.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The Light of Water" collection by Le Thanh Hoa #fashionsky

12.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

literally about to dox myself and just ask if anyone can refer me to a cheap lawyer because every week this shit seems to get more dire and I'm So Fucking Tired.

12.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

legal aid org: we offer low cost help to people with physical and mental disabilities! ^^
me: hi i am a person with physical and mental disabilities-
legal aid org: oh no. not you.

12.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love to contact another legal aid org to for some reason get a "our office is on vacation the last two weeks of december, and opens mid-january ^^" message before it hangs up. that's cool. it's august but like, good to know I guess.

12.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting into role-playing in #ffxiv is fun and easy! There's a bunch of resources to help you get inspired and immerse yourself in the game world, such as;
- The Encyclopaedia Eorzea 1 and 2 (available on e-hentai dot org)

06.04.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

when se decided to retcon how the othard campaign went they added So Much Good Shit Actually.

12.08.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"the evil empire took over the entire continent and then some so so easy" i sleep
"the evil empire had to spend 20 years fucking around in the backwoods looking for wizards because they had just been killing wizards up to this point and realized they now needed wizards" REAL SHIT???

12.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, the reason they made Dalmasca now have a 20+ year gap in being conquered is because they needed to go recruit mages instead of just killing them. Which, valid actually i love that kind of worldbuilding.

12.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Originally Dalmasca was the first country they conquered, but then they went and changed it to some city-state named Nhalmasque in Ilsabard and changed up the entire timeline of the Garlean push from Ilsabard to Othard and really pushed back the dates on a lot of stuff.

12.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The phrasing on a lot date related stuff is a little weird, tbh, but Othard was a fucking project and they did so much sidequesting and zig zagging. Like, they went and had all of ilsabard conquered by 1522, but also they retconned info between EE1 and EE2 which makes sense why it's so confusing.

12.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From what we know of the Garlean eastern conquest, they subjugated Bozja, then Nagxia, then Dalmasca. Bozja is 50 years ago, then 20 years later they get to Dalmasca, so around 1547 6AE

12.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gamer Escape Sartauvoir quo Soranus (Field Record) - Gamer Escape's Final Fantasy XIV (FFXIV, FF14) wiki

We have some info on this from bozjan field notes, specifically the Field Record for Sartauvoir quo Soranus. ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Sartauv...

12.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

putting this up on my wall in a personal "do it for her" moment

12.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like fucking hell can i do Literally Anything First Please.

12.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

suddenly getting cornered to make food then getting complained because "): My tortilla's cold" YEAH IT KIND OF DOES THAT AS SOON AS IT LEAVES THE MICROWAVE THERE'S THIS THING CALLED THERMODYNAMICS UNFORT, then the second I sit down it's calling "legal aid" places that hang up

12.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what am i even fucking doing here.

12.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

today is kind of rapidly turning into shit lmfao

12.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Update your WinRAR install - update it YESTERDAY

12.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 539    πŸ” 544    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

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