Iljax Ceateux

Optimistic Merchant

{ #iljax• #gpose • #gposers • #noimnotahuman}

Had to gpose it

We have got to start killing these people

Kiht and Taro exploring some ruins. In the foreground, Kiht is looking out off screen, peering at something in the distance. Taro writes some notes in the background.

Kiht's echo is triggered, and she clutches at her forehead as the vision takes her. Taro straightens up in the background, recognizing the sound she makes when she gets an echo. because she is his wife and he loves her.

When Kiht comes to from the echo, Taro is at her side, excitedly clutching his fists and tail and ears pricked up. He says "You're back! What did you see? Tell me everything!" Kiht is taken aback, furrowing her brow and flopping an ear to the side. She mutters, "Darling... so quick.."

Kiht sighs and shrugs, taking the opportunity to scratch Taro's chin and bread. He melts into her touch, eyes closed and smiling in relaxation. He purrs too. Kiht closes her eyes and looks down. "Mmm, well it can't be helped... Go finish your notes and I'll tell you."

the echo is a historian's wet dream
#tarokiht | @tarozine.bsky.social

I’m so sorry for what Mr frog just did to him the other night

kanan drawn in the same style as pim from smiling friends

watching smiling friends new season and forgot about this fucking kanan I made forever ago

If you see me repost my shit a bunch today it’s because I’m learning to be proud of what I make 🤓

when them fajitas come out sizzlin

when them fajitas come out sizzlin
#kihtmeme

Work needs to slow down I wanna talk about office aus and sucking and fucking and slow burn!! Not!!! Working!!!

“We learned he’ll take any pills we give him so we just started giving him multivitamins”

Look zkiko the logic is that if everyone has too good of a time everyone’s guaranteed to be here a long time so take the picture with Iljax in a compromising position at the Christmas party or else we all lose our jobs NOW

Wait wait wait the narrative that Iljax is just going along with all this just to make his coworkers happy, only to actually start enjoying and loving having friends along the way..filling out a lil and getting some color back as he’s eating better, all documented via TikTok’s..damn that’s craaaazy

The baddies have seen him put worse in his body off the clock, he’ll be fine

Drink so sweet he’s rubbing the sugar granules against his gums like coke

What he really wants more than anything else…is a raspberry smoothie…with a little strawberry drizzle, some cream in there…but the baddies are watching so he’s gotta order something fancy and cool and that’ll make everyone love him

Yall are both speaking a whole other language to me but thank you for your insights 🥰 Iljax with his spread of 4 drinks, one of which is For Show

Wait I gotta double back @loveslegacy.etheirys.social what drink order is Iljax (besides a performative matcha latte that sits on his desk all day)

She’s gone so viral even the comment sections like “what the hells papa John’s doing here?”

I just know she’s assigned all her coworkers drinks and borrows the company card to test if she’s right or not

He’s resigned to a life of 8:28am carbo loading and sugar crashes for Forever

Bro loves them but please…can’t he just have a bite or two? (No.)

NOOOOO NOT HIS COSCO DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE!!!! HE HAD A TIKTOK TREND DUE AT 11:45!!!

Was the way he was dancing on his coworkers at the karaoke parlor inappropriate for the workplace culture? Possibly. But there’s another two dozen of that exact conversations hr would have to have with everyone else including a separate hr person to talk to the original hr person so he’s good 🍺😅👍

Iljax’s strategy for not getting fired from the office au is to be the most fun coworker and also by weaving a web of hr violations so dense and convoluted if he goes down so does the rest of the office

IT WAS COMPLIMENTARY!! IT CAME WITH THE MEAL FORGIVE HIIIIIMMMMMMM 😭😭💔

sandy cheeks from spongebob is standing in front of a house ALT: sandy cheeks from spongebob is standing in front of a house

He’s gonna get caught like “Look if you tape them back up like this nobody can tell it’s been opened up-“

And you already know it comes with that Bigass chocolate chip cookie too 💯

People hear giggling and sighs from behind a storage closet door and assume they’re up to some 7 minutes in heaven type shit but actually they’re opening a crates worth of labubus and reboxing the ones they don’t want for resale

Iljax with his Uniqlo fit, labubu on his hip, Dubai chocolate on his desk, clario vinyl in his cubicle, beabadoobee on his Spotify wrapped: oh okay cool