Compact Dad

1. Smoke
2. Edge
3. Finger
4. Splooge

Unbeatable combo

🤤🤤🤤

Your pits 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 Give em here 🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴

Who's trying to gain weight and have it be entirely by cum volume and do you need a dispenser?

Hey son 😈😈

Pee in your face?? 🥺👉👈

Both at the same time actually I'm great at multitasking

Thank you bsky for finally fixing your shit and now none of my videos look like they were posted in 1999

Don't worry bros, there's plenty more fireworks where those came from for the party tonight 💥💥

Sitting on the edge of my bed and trying to make my right knee pop so I can lay on my side normally to sleep and where else does the heel of my foot go but the family jewels. Tomorrow's edge might be cancelled chat

CHAT HE'S JUST LIKE ME

I'm about to get him so obnoxiously pregnant

Fattest pair of dog nutts I've seen in a minute goddamn

Criminally underrated

I dunno, that's a lot of babies babe... 😅

I keep forgetting to clean my mirror and now I'm almost certain all my guests have some ideas of how I like to spend my free time

For a good couple hours! Great white noise for a bate session if I didn't have to take a gargantuan piss here lmao

Hey I'm an autistic stoner and I need to breed you while we're both high

Got way too excited right as I was leaving work

Really I was just mildly annoyed and being dramatic about it like an Aries likes to do, but I appreciate the well wishes either way 😝

Yeah absolutely, love giving my trans bros the real sloppy type of breeding

Yeah it's the Oxballs Squeeze ball stretcher, I just got mine off Amazon. Be mindful it does lose its grip pretty quickly though even if you keep it clean, I'll be replacing mine soon but it's effective for experimenting

We gotta get dumb together dude 🤤

Reprieve and release after my night run

Two cuties 🥰🥰

Edging in your hole then using your face and pits for target practice from down field before I breed your ass with the ropes that are left

LET'S GO PUPPY 😚😚😚

The pressure was insane for this load, that was most of it besides the buildup haha

I'm pissed off AND I got blue balls? Throwing thick breeder ropes is literally the only solution

Boxers or freeballing definitely