Compact Dad

And no that's not a euphemism legitimately how the fuck do you do it

Need someone to teach my white ass how to roll his R's

Somehow the saves on my regular ass selfie thirst traps are way more horny than the saves on my cumloads and the same goes for twitter bookmarks too

Had a dream I was locked in a display case with just an opening between the front of my legs so you could put your hands or head or hole all the way onto my crotch to stroke and suck and grind as long as you wanted and then just dip after you get the load

C'mon lil bro, your pillows are ready for bed

Well hold on now don't encourage me to keep putting myself in danger like this if I can expect you to show up when I need it

If I don't piss cum in the next twenty minutes I might actually fucking die dude

Old vid I found in my archive

It is! A very under-appreciated brainspace to help me process things and you'd be wonderful company for it

There's so many incredible shapes chiseled into you that I actually don't know which part I want to stare at more

I sincerely miss night fishing during the summer months

Sure thing bro, my bush is ripe and covered in pre so you got plenty to huff

Running across the Atlantic real quick to shoot some ropes in that ass

I've never gotten dinner pregnant before but there's a first time for everything I reckon

You get the next one 🫵🫵🫵

Redownloaded grindr for the first time in years and oh that's literally oomfs I'm seeing in the ads now crazy

Plenty of me to snuggle bro come get it! 😝

Okay but risk the eye contact anyway in case they wanna add more piss and cum to my mark so I can sample them too when you get back

It'd be so crazy if @onlyrams.bsky.social came in your running shorts (free balling) and sent you to the gas station for snacks looking like you pissed your pants (but it's his huge load)

Cumming in your running shorts while I'm freeballing AND running so they don't just make you stink like my breeder load, they make you smell with my workout and sex pheromones too so everyone knows somebody's got you marked nice and good 😈💪💪 And yeah I pissed in em too what are you gonna do about it

Oh yes you can, you just haven't been with me yet 😏

God willing I can make it to FWA next year and do it then 🤤🤤

I'm jumpin the second you say move pup!!

That one wouldn't fucking quit bro how is there always just more cum shooting from me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Mounting you with a full bladder of piss is the mood for this afternoon

Someone's about to get knocked up

Manifestation takes many forms 🤫

Imagine I'm just standing right in front of you and my dick is perfectly aligned with your snout just continuously leaking pre into a full handsfree load and all you can do it watch it spill 😈😈😈

It was fun while it lasted babygirl

I think it's the cutest thing in the world when a bottom has never seen a load as big as mine shoot out of a dick before so they start to get genuinely medically concerned for me and I just get to be like "hey man that's literally my every morning it's normal"