Mazen Lightwood

'Distortion'? Hm. I've never heard it called that before.

I hope it's not an unpleasant recollection.

[He knows it's not. He would be able to feel it if it was.]

Go on.

[a quiet, amused snort]

I'm glad I could aid you on your quest for knowledge.

I don't have a penis of any sort, no. And yes, I do have sharper canines.

Perhaps to those who aren't used to my kind. We're quite abundant.

The 'charm' of such features is greatly dulled by repeated exposure.

Greetings.

....

[sips tea]

// PANNE NOOO YOUR LACK OF TOES!!!

🤭 I would prefer your patronage in the form of being my client, if I have a choice!

Not at all! I don't get very many people through my door yet, so I'd be happy to know my treats weren't going to waste.

Oh if you have friends that would enjoy them you're welcome to take some with you. I don't mind at all. =^-^=

You will be happy to know that the cupcakes are not mandatory eating. 🤭

I have cupcakes, biscuits, tea, cheeses, and even some various bisques for those who want to sip something nice and warm.

I offer snacks...

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[quiet, sad therapist 'mow']

[does a little cat-esque yawn, stretching out his arms]

Hmhm...good morning~

//I think it's very funny for me to log onto mazen anytime I see someone make a post with the word 'therapy' just so I can give it a like

Cat man is watching

//and villains by the scruff

"As a gentle reminder, please do not drag your friends, family, enemies, coworkers, or anyone else kicking and screaming to my door. No matter how much you believe they need my help, I can only accept *willing* patients."

Flipping the sign outside his clinic to 🌺 Open 🌺

Do let me know if you need any help, or advice.

Oh, best of luck!

[cleaning clinic windows]

Brushing out his tail, humming.

No need to think of it like that.

I enjoy conversation, and meeting new people.

[he smiles warmly]

Thank you. That means a lot.

If I think they're suitable for them, yes.

Everyone is different - what might be good for me may not be so good for someone else.

I have many things I do to give my own heart and soul rest and recovery, I promise.

[he laughs a little]

Trying to go over my head?

[he gives a small chuckle]

That is what many do with their friends and family, yes.

The trick is that I am neither.