Jessica Ellis

Does this guy have two dicks or something

Find a middle ground with whom, Carrie.

Hope you get a break soon!

Your ABS? Was the blackmailer from a puritan settlement?

This is fantastic.

Oh phenomenal, we’re rebooting the crusades.

Well now I’m definitely winning!

Oh please do explain more!

Do not mistake for social commentary what can be explained as a bit

If you are tempted to get mad at me, please understand this is a post about how *my* vanity could out-weird a blackmailer, and is not about you or anyone else in any way.

A rando has gotten very mad at me in the DMs for this and I am laughing so hard remembering the time Twitter canceled a woman for having a hypothetical conversation with a waiter in her head.

I wonder if this means that if you heavily rely on AI in a movie, the whole work couldn’t get a copyright.

Six US soldiers dead in less than a week would be a scandal in any reality other than the hell dimension we’re trapped in where we’ve decided Donald Trump will face no consequences for any action.

It’s still deeply annoying to me that people fail to understand that play is about how you SHOULDNT MURDER CAESAR

Aw I think that’s nice!

I mean we may be celebrating them without a United States

Blackmailer: I have compromising photos of you--
Me: OMG, are they cute? Can I see?
Blackmailer: Uh...and I will release them--
Me: Seriously?? When? Can you let me know so I can repost? 11 am is a great window. The dramatic cool filter looks hot on me btw.
Blackmailer: You know what never mind.

Once is a mistake, twice is negligence, three times is the Trump administration

Motherfuckers don’t even have the decency to STARVE like POORS SHOULD, is what you’re saying?

Perfectly stated

And that’s why there’s so much tension when you talk about Covid now.

There are railway station pianos?

An unusually focused toddler

Piano tuning sounds a lot like a toddler with hammers has been left unattended near the instrument

I have literally never heard anyone with a gram of influences or significant following say this, and as a long covid patient I am in CC spaces every day. But happy to see examples of large CC accounts saying yon don’t need vaccines.

Shocker

Work will set you free, he might say.

And yes, 2025 was a lower year. But there is nothing saying the next variant going around won’t get worse again, it seems like a huge mistake to assume that a virus as volatile as Covid will only evolve to be less harmful.

Yeah his methodology is complete nonsense. You can’t estimate infections based on a population that isn’t testing and when they are, with home tests that are notoriously inaccurate. He also keeps talking about 2022 vs 2025 while ignoring 2024, which had the highest spike EVER.

I mean, if the shoe fits