Whatever else happens. Hope these guys are enjoying their day 👍
At least you'll get an answer
The anti abortion stuff will be coming along in due course. Bosh.
Guess which one of these was arrested today. The answer will astound you!
We can all sleep safe now, thank christ. Top work, lads 👍
Especially Krypto the Superdog, God forbid she killed the real one!
It was a watershed moment
"Chopping up Scott Tenorman's parents, and putting them in a chilli for him to eat, is all fun and games but I draw the line at Kristi Noem shooting puppies on ICE raids."
Got an email through saying 'it's time to think about this year's Christmas party'
[Surreal jazz music plays in the background]
When you've deleted a series of unconnected emails and can now settle down for a weekend of live football.
Rupert Lowe has spotted some more Middle Eastern men in a small boat.
Bob Vylan must apologise
Modern day conservatism be like "here's a picture of some bacon" [loud cheers]
1. Wrong'un does a wrong.
2. Wrong'un finds Jesus.
3. Shortly after, wrong'un also finds Hitler.
Happy 60th Birthday to JK Rowling
Something tells me this old fella was smiling down on the #Lionesses last night.
He also stubbed a cigarette out in a trainee's eye. Lovely fella
If it ever happens, the note will read something like this.
But it's the spirit of Madrid!
Wonder who this guy's supporting tonight.
Terrible from the Spanish players, can't even be bothered to sing their own national anthem 😡
Possibly the worst thing I've ever read, starts off bad and goes downhill from from there.
Cardboard Clarkson's face with a look look as though the soft toy shouldn't have offered him a platter of cold food.
Did your hotel have an obvious television though?
Who stores UHT milk on the wall above their bed? What utter woke nonsense is this?
Suspicious timing tbf
It's everything about it, including the fact that it's everywhere
