💀 Your Regional Cryptid 🎃 (raptured)

“The bill, AB 715, cleared both chambers of the Legislature unanimously“

totally cooked, burnt to a crisp

Black and white photo of a middle-aged woman, Rosa Thälmann Rosa Thälmann, geborene Rosa Koch, war eine deutsche Kommunistin und die Ehefrau des Politikers Ernst Thälmann. Wikipedia (DE)

A vintage sears lobo II cream buggy, it is navy blue with yellow orange and light blue accents and a wolf in the hood area

THAT’S MY EXACT STYLE (my fav rc car was the Sears Lobo II buggy)

and we’re the hottest nation; hot, sweaty, red-assed, bruised and swollen, and we’re seeing it more and more

THE JACKALS WILL ENTICE YOU WITH FLATTERY BEFORE THEY REVEAL THEIR DEVILISH NATURE, BANISH THEM TO THE COUNTRYSIDE

I feel terrible. It started with simple jinxes, next thing i knew I’d moved on to hexes and in one case (Matt Yglesias Follower) a full blown curse. Someone who is good at the economy let me know how out of whack my budget for all these candles and herbs was. I used the power irresponsibly.

tinybaby > whiny baby 😤

a frog with a top hat is sticking its tongue out in front of a letter u ALT: a frog with a top hat is sticking its tongue out in front of a letter u

They have good reason 💀

with a pristine aura to boot

Tiny little fireworks called Jumping Jacks, the label is colorful and playful

“Antifa terrorists violently attacked right-wing demonstrators and deployed explosives”

focus groups were split, they’ll err on the side of caution so as to not upset the ‘maga dads with podcasts about beef tallow skincare who are Iraqi dinar-leveraged and crypto-curios’ demographic

FAFO moment ⚡️💡😂🤣🤣🤣

Smug cartoon guy with “Natsec” hat on wearing “posted a gay trump/putin meme again award” award says “This is fucking Russian actually” while pointing his thumb at a cartoon depiction of Trump with the words over his head: “Literally most American thing ever”

List of nazis that went on to high leadership jobs in post-war Europe and America: Wernher von Braun HEAD OF NASA Walter Hallstein HEAD OF EU COMMISSION Adolf Heusinger NATO'S CHIEF OF STAFF Kurt Waldheim SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS.

here ya go

Wtf is with the ”cosplay socialist” accusation, are their brains so cooked on liberalism that they cannot imagine someone adopting a non-reactionary political ideology in an earnest way

We disavow all Cryptid-fascists comrade 🫡

Wendy Williams in The Cube (1997). She is in one of the open center-square doors

A giant fluffy white cat in a cowboy hat, he is screaming, he is superimposed and floating above a mountain range like the screaming cowboy

“Anat Alon-Beck has a strong connection to Israel, having grown up there and actively engaging in legal advocacy“

uh huh

Screenshot of a YouTube video “My longest yeah boy ever” with a kid but it says “my longest LMAO ever”

“agent involved in the shooting of a woman“

Let’s run that through the Cop Exonerative Tense translator

“Agent screamed "Do something, b---," before pulling over and shooting the woman five times”

POV: you are Lenin driving a car with an insanely vascular arm, some disrespectful guys are ahead of you

McCall's Great American Gringoslop Card Collection

A manga character with a topknot kneels on a cracked floor, examining it thoughtfully. Text reads, "It seems... Someone cooked here," suggesting someone said something intriguing.

damn

Villains are rampant in troubled times, but Dong Zhuo single-handedly demolished our winter festival!

Yeah maybe with matoke/plantains but bananas wow

Bill Swerski's Superfans George Wendt and Horatio Sanz with Bears gear on

Bill Swerski's Superfans ass guardsmen

Husky national guard soldier looks like he is from Chicago not Texas

nah but DAAAAA BEARSSS

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