cryptid.wad

Dudes rock

A fucked up mouth closeup with Elvis-lip gum exposure

Eeeeuuuuuggggzzzzhhhh

Black lab dog’s head being used as a camera, his forehead is labeled Canon, now the flash has popped up

*beep, fwip*

We’re reaching blood pressure levels i like to call “The Hives Zone”

Elon musk YouTube video title card “this is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”

‘Please god let this happen because it would be so funny’ cartoon with kid praying

A glass and carton of Pilk, pig’s milk, from the lovely show Look Around You

RFK recommended pig’s milk cream, works wonders at creating hot, dry, and itchy scabs

“Soleimani invented the roadside bomb,” yes the Iranian general invented the mine

Black lab dog’s head being used as a camera, his forehead is labeled Canon, now the flash has popped up

*beep, fwip*

HERstorical clap-back m’dam

I’ll never forget, I was in Iowa on a job out in the field; we’d just split a ‘85 John Deere to replace the clutch. Herschel slid out from under the tractor on his creeper and said “reckon it’s Tillykanda forever, fella.”

Happy bluesky dolphin rainbow Lisa Frank-ass utopia scene

how it feels to spread information like “fuckass scrotemoid”

Happy bluesky dolphin rainbow Lisa Frank-ass utopia scene

how it feels to spread information like “fuckass scrotemoid”

Colorful Pokopia font “you're allowed to fart on cops, it’s legal and cool”

whoa

And they’re saying “big, crispy scabs and hot, hot rashes” and we’re flaking off more and more

Gen-alfred

*US drone shwacking US field hq* OPENCLAW STOP

*US drone shwacking US field hq* OPENCLAW STOP

Nice inside joke rightoid

Platner’s probably gonna get elected and maga are going to say “see, the left are the real nazis” and if you say “I told ya’ll not to elect this guy” liberals are going to scream at you

Antiyosemitism is no joke

“We got weights in fish” fishermen screaming at each other

WE GOT RASHES ON NECKS

Me (listening to the snail Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am hotdog

the snail do be having good ideas tho

NEWS THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN "I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

I didn’t know I’d be exposed to politics, much less geopolitics, I’m non-political you see

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

new iconic meme format just dropped

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I swear to god every nation's ruling class within the US/Israel sphere of influence is living in complete delusion

What the fuck did the Saudis think would happen if the US attacked Iran?

multiple new circumcisions incoming

Line drawing of an overweight man in a white t-shirt, wearing glasses and a mustache, wielding a large knife in his left hand as if lunging forward

not my heckin moral liberal less evil chungus democrats

Cheems dog meme character wearing a sun hat and gold chains relaxes on a bright Dubai beach next to Dubai chocolate, tea, a watch, and Greggs pastries. A ballistic missile is coming to visit.

Oi bruv no flights out innit