cryptid.wad

Trump in a comically enlarged white cowboy hat; he looks awesome

We out here

A post with a YouTube video Disco Brian Davis @discobriandavis.bsky.social • 1h When Rev. Al Sharpton heard calls from the Fed Up gals to replace Hakeem Jeffries, his response was "Take your best shot." At him. I'd like to be in that ring, backing the Rev. So I turned it into a Lamar → Benatar remix. Democracy. Music. Receipts. Sharpton vs "Progressives" who've "Had It" with Hakeem Jeffries (Lamar→Benatar Remix) YouTube video by Disco Brian Davis

Oh no, he’s on a podcast with Al Sharpton trashing progressives? This guy rules

A woman being helped up from the ground “British PM Thatcher fell down in front of the Great Hall of the People after meeting with Deng Xiaoping.”

🙂‍↕️

This ☝️😤

Way too small mario in super mario wonder

IT ME

Do not come. Do not come.

A satirical news chyron “President Joe Biden on the phone from secure bunker” A picture of Bo Jiden with a military leadership hat on and an image of a secure bunker type hallway, there is a waveform of his voice “I’m back, Jack.”

War in the Middle East? We bombing schools again?

Mamala stinkin up the joint as usual

Overrated.

Silhouette of a dude with a 3 ft peen striking a silly pose

Sloppy photoshop of trump endorsement card he’s posting tonight CONGRESSMAN (TX-04) GEORGE W BUSH (D) WINS! ENDORSED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP

wow

USDOS (US Department of Operating Systems) outlaws Linux, declares OS “woke terror computer”

Illustration showing "NO" vs. "YES" for computer use. "NO": slouched posture, bent wrists. "YES": Killed computer, Running into woods, Never to be seen again. Desk on fire, person running away outside a window. Humorous tone.

yeag

‘ands off are beans

*Walks away*
*Turns around*
Schumer: "What'd I say?"
Reporter: "The truth, sir.”
*Shrinks into a corncob*

wtf I love palantir now

making myself small, i’m chodemoding

We’re gonna lose young men if we outlaw betting on sabertooth tiger fights and wife-clubbing

[swallowing iodine tablets] mmhmm uh huh

DoN’t toUcH oUr boAtS
*boats touched*
oof, ouch, owie, goodbye

Hegseth in front of poster of always sunny dick/bicep presenting an epic idea

what up

saw your man arming militant opposition groups because his “operation big boy“ was going badly :/

A person kneels on the tiled floor in front of a Bitcoin Depot ATM, talking on a phone, hand on face in frustration. There is a speech bubble with trump’s desperate tweet about some new bullshit crypto act above him. The setting appears to be a mall. The floor tiles are a red heatmap of crypto losses.

A deli sign for Queen City Deli reads, "I am... Republican, Democrat, Having a Wet Beef Hitler," with a checkmark next to the last option.

are you not enjoying your wet beef hitler

Trump: arm 👏 the 👏 militant 👏 leftists 👏

Only twice in the last month or so I think

the nyt 🚽
the atlantic🚽
every contributor 🚽
your favorite columnist 🚽
professional solidarity at the expense of truth 🚽
the army of liberals who are dazzled by a masthead 🚽
the self regard of the media that led directly to this version of 2026 🚽

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans soldiers are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our Middle East don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, Iran and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as.”

China looking on, concerned