George Plank

George Plank

@skeletonme.bsky.social

Comedian in recovery, Writer at the Uncommon Commons, Host of Remembership Card. Creator and Head Writer for Schmingles McBingles & the Dingle Society.

699 Followers 533 Following 364 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago

You might be able to judge a book by its cover, but god help you if you judge it based on its sprayed edges.

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2 days ago

Hey writers,

I’m trying to develop my portfolio to showcase my spec scripts as well as articles.

Could you reply with the link to your portfolio so I could get some idea of what it should look like?

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5 days ago

I’ve never seen a snake but I’m pretty sure it’s.

Red bands on the right, sailors delight.

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5 days ago

Sir, could you please stop. You’re upsetting the other Capitol One lounge guests.

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6 days ago
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Happy International Women’s Day to every woman (pictured below)

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1 week ago
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Me, picking up a newspaper today.

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1 week ago

Sluggo is lit…

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1 week ago

Thinking about the term remember.

I shouldn’t have to say “I forgot” I should be able to say “I dismembered” and I shouldn’t have to be called in for questioning, officer.

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1 week ago
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2 weeks ago

Pokémon artists are something else. These characters were introduced 15 minutes ago what do you mean you have a whole folder dedicated to pombon???

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2 weeks ago

The symbolism!

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2 weeks ago

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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2 weeks ago
a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads:

"It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

thought you probably needed to see this

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2 weeks ago

“2026 is the year of the horse”

The Horse:

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2 weeks ago

The unwilling chosen one
The once enemy turned friend
The best friend destined to betray the party
An exposition slinger

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2 weeks ago

More people than ever are choosing their political alignment based on their cars.

New polling data showed an uptick in the number of Nissan Sentrists.

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2 weeks ago

At least one of your favorite movies was not a theatrical success.

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2 weeks ago

There are movies that you’ll see in theaters that critics will love and you’ll never hear them mentioned again.

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3 weeks ago

It’s true. I had a friend that ate at a combination Taco Bell / kfc and now they’re bi.

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3 weeks ago

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

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3 weeks ago
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This event is insane

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1 month ago

On it 🫡

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1 month ago

What’s the deadline. I may have something for you.

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1 month ago
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

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1 month ago

The shaving store in the mall I worked in at the time had a big Mordecai cross-promotion. Now I can’t prove that it’s connected but the store closed shortly after and the mall is hanging on for dear life, and I think Mordecai might be directly responsible. #mortmemories

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1 month ago

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only!

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1 month ago
Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen
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2 months ago
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

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3 months ago

A support group comprised of

Pygmalion, Gepetto, Victor Frankenstein, and the kids from Weird Science.

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3 months ago

You know what? Actually no.

*Unholds door for you*

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