George Plank

If I have one wish for Tron Ares, I want to see one program with the jai alai equipment from the ring game.

The Simpsons sequel news doesn’t surprise me.

Disney is all about reviving 20 year-old franchises

I just think, if we really want to learn our lesson the stove needs to be hot all the time because there are other times you can touch the burner and not hurt yourself.

Anyway, that’s why our energy bill is so high this month.

I have never once remembered the 21st of September, and I don’t plan to start now

What if I told you Screenshots from the new Tron movie just leaked and Ares has a conversation with Hatsune Miku????

I’d be lying, but what if???

My drag name would be Majora Ward and I would only dress up like the leg lamp from Christmas Story

If I spent a week of my life battling my way through a world of fantasy and wonder, I don’t think I’d be so cavalier as to refer to where I came from as, “The real world”

It’s been 6 years since Disney bought 20th Century Fox and they have still done nothing with the lucrative Monkeybone IP.

FOR SHAME

#movies

My favorite genre of movie?

Mid-90s ads convincing me that DVDs are the future of cinema

Lobster Thermidor is a Adult Terrier mix

Lobster Thermidor is a Adult Terrier mix

Lobster Thermidor is a Adult Terrier mix

Lobster Thermidor 🐶
Adult male Terrier mix
Adoptable from Michigan Humane - Berman Center for Animal Care, Westland (Westland, MI)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lobster-thermidor-78130022/mi/westland/michigan-humane-berman-center-for-animal-care-westland-mi60/

Did we ever see hitler in the ultimate universe? Maybe he did have a similar mustache in this universe.

Not yet.

*Loads knife

I am going to spend a not insignificant portion of my thesis paper complaining about Space Jam A New Legacy.

One last thing about James Gunn’s Superman for now.

He didn’t need to tell us that his symbol stood for hope. We just knew.

Me in 2010 looking at 25 year old cars: aw man I really want a Delorean like in back to the future

Looking at 25 year old cars now: I really want a Type 1 Volkswagen like Herbie the Love Bug.

Rubs lamp

Okay for my first wish, I wish every movie that had a creative and compelling art style also had the writing that it deserved.

I’m checking the carfax but I can’t find the cars K/D ratio.

Turgle is so much more than just an Egirl.

Their usage of certain practical effects was admirable. It made parts of the world feel very real and I loved having a new little guy in each movie.

I hope she plays Hot To Go.

I really wish having my car looked at wasn’t an ordeal every time

Me: I wish I could remember the title or author of that one short story I really liked.

Picks up a Harlan Ellison Collection

Me: Of course.

This one hurt. Yeah this one got me. #TomLehrer

If you have any questions, don’t.
Hesitate to ask.

Do you think haunted VHS tapes work if you just put it on in the background while you clean?

Asking for a friend

Well it finally happened. I got kicked out of the chanting circle.

When I tried to object they asked me not to make it diffiCULT.

My current car is the 1997 made for TV The Love Bug remake starring Bruce Campbell feat. Horace the Hate Bug.

#filmsky

My other car is the 1982 film Tron starring Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner.

I genuinely worry about the people on TikTok who dress like they’re from a different era.

Has no one told them they might Somewhere in Time themselves?

One thing I admire about James Gunn is that he seems to have the Tarantino/ Edgar Wright thing where he is just so incredibly tuned into the music that it elevates and defines the film as a whole.

#Superman