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George Plank

@skeletonme.bsky.social

Comedian in recovery, Writer at the Uncommon Commons, Host of Remembership Card. Creator and Head Writer for Schmingles McBingles & the Dingle Society.

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Their usage of certain practical effects was admirable. It made parts of the world feel very real and I loved having a new little guy in each movie.

11.08.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope she plays Hot To Go.

09.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really wish having my car looked at wasn’t an ordeal every time

07.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You just know that pandemic-era remote films are going to be thought in a film theory class one day.

07.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I wish I could remember the title or author of that one short story I really liked.

Picks up a Harlan Ellison Collection

Me: Of course.

06.08.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one hurt. Yeah this one got me. #TomLehrer

27.07.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have any questions, don’t.
Hesitate to ask.

25.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think haunted VHS tapes work if you just put it on in the background while you clean?

Asking for a friend

19.07.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it finally happened. I got kicked out of the chanting circle.

When I tried to object they asked me not to make it diffiCULT.

18.07.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My current car is the 1997 made for TV The Love Bug remake starring Bruce Campbell feat. Horace the Hate Bug.

#filmsky

17.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My other car is the 1982 film Tron starring Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner.

17.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I genuinely worry about the people on TikTok who dress like they’re from a different era.

Has no one told them they might Somewhere in Time themselves?

14.07.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I admire about James Gunn is that he seems to have the Tarantino/ Edgar Wright thing where he is just so incredibly tuned into the music that it elevates and defines the film as a whole.

#Superman

12.07.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Superman. Yes.

11.07.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went here and everyone knew you

11.07.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Someone asked me if I ever saw an Owl in person.

I said no. How would it even get in there?

10.07.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*dramatic* DUNE DUNE DUNE

09.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Judge Judy & Executioner

05.07.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found a thesis topic that I truly love and it’s made the outlining process so much easier. Every time I think I’ve hit a wall, I take a step back and then I’ll say something like β€œOf course, and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Illustrates that perfectly.”

02.07.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Horse wrapped in a blanket. Call him Mr. bEd .

25.06.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to kink shame, but if you brush your teeth in a public restroom you’re a FREAK

25.06.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am upset I had to take such a long break from one of my passion projects.

Who would have thought getting an MFA would get in the way of my time management skills?

24.06.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Physically I am here

Mentally I’m at RV world

22.06.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone actually cash out their Venmo or is it just the same $20 floating around being traded for different pizzas?

11.06.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im finishing my MFA soon and I think that’ll be enough for right now.

I don’t trust myself to get a doctorate and not start terrorizing citizens of Gotham.

22.05.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Uploads assignment and immediately checks Canvas*

β€œWhat’s taking them so long?”

28.04.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

09.04.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 23783    πŸ” 4991    πŸ’¬ 293    πŸ“Œ 241

Marge-inalized

08.04.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Car repair costs seem to scale with however much I have saved.

07.04.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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