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Robert Wallace

@robertwallace.bsky.social

A 31-year-old Ink Mage Cartoonist who rejects relevancy to embrace enjoyment. May do SFW and NSFW. Wanna be friends? NO MINORS ALLOWED!

334 Followers  |  245 Following  |  3,390 Posts  |  Joined: 09.09.2024  |  2.4155

Latest posts by robertwallace.bsky.social on Bluesky

Let's see what happens

08.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly? They don't look that much different

08.08.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess I'm average then, but seeing as how I'm r******* and as such was not allowed to experience certain things, that's not saying much

08.08.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is very cute

08.08.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donating $33K to a nation that has a deficit of $33T is like throwing a boulder into the Grand Canyon, hoping that it will fix it. I think we should all come together, march down to the White House, and slay the greedy dragon and take his riches and give them to the poor

07.08.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white dog is laying on its back in the grass and being petted by a person . ALT: a black and white dog is laying on its back in the grass and being petted by a person .
07.08.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll believe it when I see it

07.08.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket ALT: a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket

I give you a 9/10

07.08.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say the same thing IRL, bub

07.08.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pro-lifers are not pro-life, they're anti-woman. They think that the primary function of a woman is to be a brood-mare for the country

07.08.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's just your Id terrorizing you into quitting. Don't let that fucker win! KEEP PUSHING, SOLDIER! YOU WILL BE ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING ONE OF THE ANIMATORS OUT THERE!

07.08.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course you would pass 500 because you are so goddamn adorable!

07.08.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh my poor back."
"Have you considered..."
"NO! I am not getting Breast Reduction Surgery!"
"...getting a softer mattress for your bed?"
"Oh..."

07.08.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oopsie, looks like I crushed another pelvis."

07.08.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does in my book

07.08.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is summoning Baphomet, the Lord of Nightmares

07.08.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do cook delicious eats

07.08.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you. It's very hard to see the good in things when it is overshadowed by the bad, but you are right. The Dems are starting to fight back

06.08.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He, and everyone who backs him, is the reason I might have cancer from all the stress and worry they're putting on me

06.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A man of God, my ass! Straight to hell with you!

06.08.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm ALT: a close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm

0_0

05.08.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww, she's such a cute little bean

05.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screen ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screen

It may as well be, given how sexual everything is at this point

05.08.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd hit that

05.08.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you can just smell the hypocrisy when they preach that we need to protect children, and what they mean is they need to protect children so that they can exploit them

05.08.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your husband is a lucky man

05.08.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie has the word not bad written on his face ALT: a man in a suit and tie has the word not bad written on his face
04.08.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would make the interior completely sound-proof and make it into a recording booth for my VA work - that way I can be as loud as I need to be without disturbing anyone

04.08.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will keep saying this until he has the balls to release them: He doesn't want to release them because it would be insurmountable evidence against them that will not only get him thrown out of the White House, but rightfully put him behind bars where they deal with Child Rapists in a meaningful way

04.08.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She kinda looks like Boa Hancock a bit

04.08.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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