Jeike the Feike

The cover of "Chipmunk Punk" by Alvin and the Chipmunks. Three hard ass looking cartoon chipmunks standing in front of a brick wall that says "chipmunk punk"

Chat Pile standing in front of a brick wall that says "No Rules". Shit looks EXACTLY like the Chipmunk Punk album cover.

Will someone please update the "influences" section of our wikipedia page?

I'm a non-practicing atheist.
Which means I don't have a Reddit account.

I legitimately just had an existential crisis when I realized I'm the same age as Tingle.

Nothing quite humiliates an aging man like going back to an ol' video game they enjoyed in the days of 'yore and immediately getting killed by "JEFFY_EPPIE_FAN"

And most importantly...
I zoted

I yoted

I xoted

I've finally come to fully accept the fact that I unironically need to wear suspenders hashtagnoass

I ain't that old...
*remembers Year of the Snitch came out seven years ago*
*crumbles into dust*

If only Harry Caray could have lived long enough to be the announcer for Smash Bros...

I hate sugar...

Pay me no mind! Just here to update my profile picture with the image that best captures my inner rage. Nothin' to see here!

35 is an odd number to say out loud...

Epstein's dead!? I didn't even know he was sick.

Fuckhead

.elyts ni kcab gnimoc si ekil uoy emem "flesmih llik t'ndid nietspE yreffeJ" tahT

It's not the heat, it's the humanity.

"These video game graphics are insanely good!"
- Me, with my failing eyesight

Death Stranding 2: The Search for Curly's Gold

I think I just got scammed. These three weird kids in a cul-de-sac fooled me with the promise of a cool carnival ride. Turned out to be some ramshackle 2x4 contraption. Lost a whole quarter on that.

Wii would like to Switch too!

Anti-homeless furniture, but in office buildings

Also, just a reminder - and we can't emphasize this enough - if we're not coming to your city/state it is simply because we hate it OR you haven't DM'd us about the problematic dive bar that would love to host us.

This build is fucked. Picked the wrong stats for my life. Where can I respec?

OSHA will tell you "You can't perfect parry that bandsaw."
I'm here to tells ya "You CAN!"

How to raise a good child.
1.) Make 'em watch "Little Bill"
2.) Tell 'em to do the exact opposite of everything that lil' fucker does

"American Pope" sounds like the title for a Mr. Weebl song

From now on instead of swearing I'm just gonna yell "tak and the power of juju ps4"

This frozen pizza lists the serving size as 0.2 of a whole pie...
...what psychopath is cutting their pizza into 1/5ths?!

Clip of Wallace saying Fuck Uncensored which was part of the bloopers from Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventure