Cale Moore

Comedy is legal on Infowars again

The more cabinet picks get announced, the more Duolingo's "Time to Learn Irish" notification takes on a different meaning

The most compelling theory to me is that they're monitoring our technology to ensure we don't fuck up the solar system like the psychotic apes we are.

It's interesting when you consider how many UFOs have been spotted at nuclear power plants and nuke stockpiles.

It's not real shitposting unless it's with this

Back on Bluesky with a vengeance

There's gotta be some Freudian explanation for why so many weebs also fetishize the military

An artist's rendering of the moment Jesus of Nazareth is betrayed by his 12th disciple, Gethsemane Sam

Why has the proletariat not dismantled dog shows yet? It's a bunch of old, white ladies practicing eugenics on innocent creatures, it's basically the tutorial mission of socialist revolution

"You're not allowed to protest by being an irritating dickhead!" Buddy, that's the whole point.

It's amazing how a small, well-organized campaign to put up a bunch of Confederate monuments in the 1920's has completely and permanently fucked our whole society

The easiest way I've found is to be the only person in the department young enough to know how to reinstall drivers

My strategy is to slowly make myself irreplaceable by staging accidents for my coworkers

I haven't felt this online since I started my Gaia Online account

Cale Moore, the first of his name. King of the Andals, and the Rhoynar, and the Richmond Open Mic Scene.