okay i think i've charged up enough "lying horizontal" energy to activate my "sleep" ability. g'night folks! do your best to be good to yourselves & others 💜
one of these days i will have something to promote on this niche microblogging web app. but for now? i'm posting for nothing & no-one babyyy
Getting middle surgery (getting ribs removed so I can stuck my own dick)
[to artist gf] would you still life me if i was a work? 🥺
"what about up surgery and down surgery?" those are just wireheading and lobotomies. that shit's old hat at this point
top surgery and bottom surgery are all well and good, but when can i get strange surgery and charm surgery?
it is quite funny that conservative aspirational fiction is basically "imagine an anarchist paradise, except everyone's part of a cishet monogamous 2.5 child household and nobody makes you feel bad about voting for fascists"
lmao so now it's just going to be about miscellaneous 1970s romance??
[typical Virgin River episode]
TALL BROODING MAN: in this cozy small town it ain't about profit or politics, it's about caring for one another
THIN CARING WOMAN: i love you. and trust that you will only ever deploy your terrifying capacity for violence against The Other
THE OTHER: wait what
Virgin River is such a funny show. every man is ex-military. if somebody has a problem with them being retired killers, it's because they have daddy issues
it's a world where everyone is caring & compassionate, but also queer people don't exist and non-americans have no moral value
[to doctor] yeah i feel kind of down, you know? like, low energy, unfocussed, not really looking forward to things. is there a word for that
[to friends] anxiety got me grinding my teeth into ever-sharper points, in preparation for horrors to come
[to void] this time i'm really going to do it
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
what about the humble int-they and rizz-them?
i haven't watched The Simpsons in ages. are they still doing storylines where homer uses his supreme oaf powers to cause others around him to die
how i'm consuming microplastics these days
thinking a lot about my trauma today, a decision which will surely improve my mood
when somebody cool follows me: oh geez, oh geez, i better not post stupid bullshit that makes them think less of me!
two days later: anybody else farting out. there butt?
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
the apparent position of the bsky team is that the right & the left should both be permitted to exist on this platform, so long as the left doesn't say anything the right finds objectionable enough to threaten mass violence over
surely a sustainable & unexploitable standard!
omg ;_;
they never gave me a straight answer for what rules that post violated btw. i tried on two separate occasions to get them to even just explain why they deleted the post, but they wouldn't
the answer is that they panicked and overreacted, because they fear both right-wing violence & left-wing speech
it's so cool when an animal has little feets
"Why Don't Our Users Trust Us?" Asks Website Run By Panicky Horses Who Stampede Any Time A Tranny Criticises Them
remembering when bsky got mad at me for saying one specific guy said the magic syllables that make your throat explode. sure was a great example of even-handed, reasonable moderation!
Two things that gave me peace during moments of shame and guilt last night: a chart of donation distribution helpfully labeled to shut me up, and some sage wisdom I really needed to hear from an organizer who Gets It
i feel like the ceiling on a ratatouille is fairly low. like they should probably main a dish with better scaling for the late-game when every chef's equipped with high-tier spices and cookware
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
ok but can I just......
many such cases!
