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Hanne Siri

@hannesiri.bsky.social

i am not a cat

62 Followers  |  33 Following  |  43 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  1.7922

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#cat

31.03.2025 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what you do after winning an Oscar

10.03.2025 20:40 — 👍 17781    🔁 5345    💬 163    📌 268
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#cat

29.03.2025 23:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#cat

10.03.2025 22:41 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just had a dream where I arranged to save some foster kittens, but I got the times wrong so it made me late for a plane. I'm extremely emotionally confused rn.

04.03.2025 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#cat

02.03.2025 10:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I've heard it said that you shouldn't weigh yourself every morning, but personally I find it to be quite a useful indicator of how full of shit I am on any given day.

17.02.2025 10:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Russian warship go fuck yourself

14.02.2025 23:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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cat.

14.02.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cat.

14.02.2025 22:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I like big cats. I like small cats.
I like this cat. I like all cats.

09.02.2025 19:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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cAt

04.02.2025 15:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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cat.

04.02.2025 10:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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cat.

01.02.2025 09:38 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Blaze's favorite Pokémon is Incineroar

31.01.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I guess we can give him Greenland, Oslo, if he promises to give it back when he's done.

26.01.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My next performance will be Tuesday January 28th, at 20:00. Place is Stammen café, Trondheim, Norway. 😉

26.01.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Preforming standup is so hard! Like, you've gotta remember your material, adjust it on the fly, mind your pacing, stick to your time slot, and all this while making sure you don't fall flat on your face during the acrobatic elements.

26.01.2025 15:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If this happened to me, I would have the best day ever and then 100% certainly wake up in jail.

24.01.2025 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Would you trade bodies with your cat for a day, even if it meant dealing with the social and professional repercussions of your cat having piloted your body for a day?

#FreakyFriday

24.01.2025 13:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Loaf on toaster, burnt.

07.01.2025 21:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Went to the vet today, Blaze has been having some tummy trouble. The vet squeezed his abdomen and said, "myk og fin", which means "soft and nice".

And I agree. Blaze is, indeed, soft and nice.

06.01.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm just here to brag that I know the words "ludonarrative dissonance"

05.01.2025 22:20 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Nope.

03.01.2025 10:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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'sup

21.12.2024 09:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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