Michael

Today's work mood is resisting the urge to buy a bag of Easter candy and call it lunch.

.. though a bag of Cadbury mini eggs is 16 grams of protein.

Trying to look respectfully 👀 but only able to look very disrespectfully 😈🥵

Restarting Balder's Gate 3, again, because it's been so long I have literally forgotten how to play.

Oh, that's for tomorrow post

two elderly women are standing in a living room talking Alt: two elderly women are standing in a living room talking

The amount of requests I get at work that boil down to "Just throw some AI at it! That will fix it!!" Are increasing and I feel more and more like the image below...

a woman says it 's only tuesday Alt: Clio from Golden Girls which shows Rose fainting into the couch with text overlay "It's only Tuesday?!"

Fucking hell how is it only Tuesday

Yes, they do in fact taste as good as they look. They're filled with blood orange caramel.

Lazarus lizard sunning itself

A bee on a yellow flower

Signs of Spring in Cincinnati from last week when it wasn't cold and snowing.

Csuite for weed seems dream job adjacent (I'm sure it's like any other job, good day, bad days, etc)

🔥👀🥵

This was definitely created with An Agenda in mind to get the answers they wanted, imo.

"Would you like a banana or would you like the plague?" WTF kind of options are those.

To quote the Rolling Stones,

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try, sometimes
Well, you might find
You get what you need

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Usually sharing a human in the recliner starts a fight

Look at that sleepy little face

Visiting friends in Green Bay and I have, unintentionally, dog whispered their frenchies.

But what about our pups?!? How do I explain this to them??

Me: can you send the file from the exact dataset where you're seeing an issue?

Them: sure! (Sends comparison file)

Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: no, not the comparison file the literal single data point I asked for the first time

Two loaves of banana walnut bread fresh from the oven resting in their pans before being turned out to cool.

Today's baking took place first thing this morning but I was too busy to post a pic till now. Banana walnut bread.

It's the best!!! "Those are Klingons?"

Mission accomplished. Both ears re-pierced. Moonstone set in titanium.

...now do I wait for these to completely heal before redoing the second hole on my left ear .. or just until next week 🤣

Appointment set at local piercing place for 4 this afternoon.

Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am, Val.

Thinking today's the day I get my ears re-pierced. Stopped wearing earrings 20ish years ago when I was desperate for a job and in a much more conservative area.

Feeling very, "Yes, I'm a middle-aged fag" (without the sponge painted walls)

Alfie outside for about 45 seconds and covered in snow.

It's like a snow globe

Yup. Little snowy. Again.

For one last name they were made to leave France (Huguenot).

Another part, hated kings (presumably) because they came over from Belfast, became a general, and died in the Rev War in PA.

And for a very, very small section an ice bridge.

The rest? No clue.

Fucking assholes

Is the vibe also crashing at 35 when you realize you aren't your job but without it you have no personality or anything at all interesting to say?

Inside the booty ho....cake.

It'll be the pass around party b...cake