IT Ghey, the muscle hamster

I promise I’m wearing a thong in this pic lol

#humpday #thonger

Ryan Gosling in the movie Barbie, playing Ken and saying “I can fix the trolley problem. Put billionaires on the tracks.”

gm it’s friday

Kinda gay for a guy to have crow’s feet. What’s got you smiling so much? Another man?

Were this excited it’s #fcf

Already straining looking at so many fat cocks #fcf 🥵🥵

I think they kept both Magic Mountain and Knott’s? They mainly sold off all of CF’s legacy smaller parks

Listen here 😂

How am I supposed to trust AI when it just read my resume and put my pronouns as "Windows Environment" on an application.

Ever been so mentally exhausted you don't feel safe to drive?

You can thank @quasargay.bsky.social for sending it to me first 😜

“Protein maxxing” oh you mean bukkake

That has happened before with a different policy and they still blamed us

Artists, quote with something silly

A strong man with thicc thighs shoving his balls in my face would fix me rn

Sunset light 🩵💙

@bellanihjuliano 🫟

⚡Open commission ⚡

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#art #work #muscles #new #dougpeaches #blue

People contain multitudes! I’m a horny slut, but that doesn’t mean I want sexual attention at all times. If something I post isn’t sexual in nature I DO NOT WANT you to respond sexually! If I post my cock slob on it all you want. If I have not explicitly been horny in my post, it’s not a horny post!

We need more people to understand this

Trying to take a pic in a small shower cubicle

My modest contribution to #fursday

Hubs got the uncropped version 😘

My bush says good morning

Kamala Harris should be President.
Joyride should have gone to #1 on the hot 100.
Britney should have never been put in a conservatorship.
Titus Burgess should have 3 Emmys for The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Brokeback Mountain should have won best picture.

I am a fag and these are my core beliefs.

They want to double in size this year and be a “billion dollar MSP”. They ain’t gonna do it with this activity

We were literally told “it doesn’t matter if the issue is resolved for the customer. If it’s 14 days or older, close it. Lots of demotions and dismissals have already happed due to this new policy”

So, I’m no longer paid to attend meetings or work on projects, not allowed to have tickets older than 14 days even if it’s out of my control or I’m punished for it. Told my coworkers “it was nice knowing yall”

Welp, my beloved Worlds of Fun is for sale. I’m taking it as a blessing, Six Flags has always rubbed me the wrong way. WOF was always nicer than any SF park I visited 🎢

Olivia Dean has become one of my favorite artists to unwind and relax to

maybe I need to appeal it

these hands are rated E for Everyone

it's a moderation label I didn't place, Bluesky slapped it on me

I think my account has a label on it that blurs it unless you have your settings right

How can you not love this goober