Oh no. It’s Hailey.

She has bladder issues, her appointment for new medication is soon but we attempted this for a temporary solution, this poor dog man lol (and no we are not making her wear these since they don’t fit. Just wanted to snap a funny lil pic before taking it off)

Bro we got her XLs and they still don’t fit 😭

Look at me. Crazy eyes from the womb to the tomb.

Killed this trend

“Hey im gunna start listening to Aman Amarth”

Ok man whatever you say

HAHAHA

NO FR i was like lets say hypothetically, some girl entertains their bs, whats the plan from there?? 50/50 custody??? Like ??

Dudes are out of their minds. And in the same night, I had 2 guys come up to me (brothers which was even WEIRDER!) I go “im married” and one of them goes “I technically am too but *shrugs his shoulders*” I was like get the actual fuck away from me

Yes it was concert i was at lmao

Came into work today but being sent home early. Holyyy helllll this cold or whatever it is, is taking me outtt

Andddd im missing work. Hate being sick. Especially in the summer like wtf

Not sure how I caught something in August but I feel awful

Oh so I turn 26 in 2 months. Luckily, all the horrendous dumb shit that comes out of my mouth, has ppl thinking im 19. Stay young ladies.

I wonder how smart I would be if I wasn’t so dumb

Im so close to making this my pfp

Husband sent me a video and he didn’t realize it was AI. Its so over.

Lmao u would think so !

The way I ugly laughed at this cuz like wdym lmaooo

1 more hour until its go home time woohoooo

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My husband is planning a trip to take me here and im sobbinggggg look how cute

No no I get it, im not the CEO but I am the VP of this operation !!!

Ppl make bluesky scrolling their fucking jobs man like congrats. CEO of bullshit and scrolling

And I feel so bad for these ppl. Like you know those ppl who make work their whole existence and ur like god pls just relax? This is almost the equivalent. Theres no profile I spend enough time looking at to know enough to be able gossip about them

Just shut up and send bobs and vagene

My tummy hurts but im sure this monster and cigarette will make me feel much better. So good for all the spiraling thoughts as well.

Like the two bottom teeth linked together like that ? Tufff

Ancient Egyptian dental work goes so hard