Monstro Elisabethshu

Could work! But i hate scream 3 and ryan murphy so

I still feel like Scream 7 should have been a layup. Sam and Tara’s mom is a character. 20th high school reunion. Drag some excuse to get Sidney back with her daughter. Mindy’s mom is married to a guy in Randy’s class so she’s involved. This isn’t fucking hard

Such a perfect example of what we all give up when we refuse to address basic inequalities. I don't want to live in a country where all the public space is militarized to keep hungry people from stealing food, just give them money to buy food!

The rest of your top 6 believes that women are human beings!

Incel apologia!

listen to the haters, Ends is trash

lol no

we need BD's face on James' body now (or just a threesome)

I'd hit it!!!!!!

A bizarre woman

So wise

Lol gretchen rossi is so gross

It isnt tho

Tara anybody tracking your work knew you were a fucking fascist from Politico but its weird how comfortable you are showing it now. Also your blowout sucks shit, does your hair person hate you

Also it’s so obvious to me that they’re gonna make Anna Camp the killer. You HIRE Anna Camp to be the killer.

She’s so insane? Like wellness check insane?

No i genuinely think he will, he loves camp

Tyler you’ll adore it

They’re gonna handwave like “Tara is doing a semester abroad in Australia and Sam went to visit her” shit. I’m more wondering how they’re gonna explain that Sidney had a baby in a stroller in Scream 5, like where is that fucking toddler gonna do this whole time

Well the Scream 7 trailer is out

Andrew Cuomo is a bad man pulling on a dangerous thread because he wants to win a job he doesn’t actually want to do in a place he hates

would recommend

I’m worried about them.

The lesbians at the King Princess show were screaming in a way that gave me pause

I went to a king princess concert and new york’s lesbians are working hard!!!!!!!

it's super cool that we reelect politicians until they're so senile that we wouldn't trust them to microwave their own food

Frictionless brain activity

It does have that AI feel of both being completely repetitive but also bizarre? It’s mostly plotlines from The Newsroom but then sometimes Reese Witherspoon goes to space or Steve Carrell drives into Lake Como and you’re like “oh wait WHAT”

Oh exactly. Complete sexual fatwa. Boo them out of bars. Etc etc