𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐀ᯓ

You're stupid so..It would make sense that you'd want to do something stupid. You can't blame me.

Didn't you think Superman's name was Dirk..????

What is happening?? What is this? Why are you people talking your clothes off??? My EYES!

Of course you would, because a video game would be the ONLY time you'd ever dare defeat me. Not like now, not here where I'm still better than you.

.....heh.

Games where I shoot things while pretending it's you and the rest of your heinous family.

// Keep dozing off

Jon Kent account tomorrow maybe

One, plotting murder.
Two, being better than you.
Three, getting bitches.
Four, tormenting Wally
Five, Tormenting Barry
Six, Jazzercise
Seven, Solve world hunger, tell no one
Eight, staring at wall aimlessly
Nine, video games
Ten, Drugs

What am I doing .ᐣ Why do I wanna hurt you so bad .ᐣ

Am I somebody's brother .ᐣ
Eh 、who knows .ᐣ

Oh, shut up, Impulse.

People stand me plenty! You don't know what I do, you're barely ever a part of my life. You're just the nuisance in the way...

Like a bug. A pest. A buzzing mosquito in my ear that just won't shut your mouth.

I already have all the friends I need, and I don't need a partner to slow me down when I'm the fastest man alive!

Psh. Good! Feelings make you weak anyway!

Not you! In general..!!! I wasn't thinking about you, you narcissistic asshat.

Bitches are bitches. Don't get your panties in a twist, twin.

Psshhh. Sure. You're probably too busy staring at your gay friends.

No one! I was just curious..!

Look, it's not even that hard if you aren't an idiot, I was made to be intelligent. Me choking you out was murderous..!! Much too hard. And you don't go for the frontal part of your neck. Tch.. amateur.

They think I'm hit and we're totally getting to third base, unlike you. Loser!

I know how to work a woman.

I talk to bitches all the time.

⠀I hate this fuckin one guy 、I hope that one guy sees this.

I'M NOT GAY! STRAIGHT PEOPLE GET INTO THAT STUFF, TOO!

I JUST LOOKED IT UP! I NEVER DID IT!

Fuck you..! Girls think I'm hot!

....I got really bored one day, okay!!!

Good! I am a fuckboy! I get bitches..!!

No it isn't..! Not even a little..!

It wasn't even..! It was intention of injuring..!! That's not even how you choke for.. that!

Choking isn't gay..! Are you dumb???

Why? Because they trained you to be their obedient clone pet so now you do what they want???

Used as a pawn. Tch..

I was trying to kill you..you- You made it weird..! You made it gay, you pervert...!

[ His face fading to several shades of red, burning in contrast to fair hair -- he immediately let him go ]

Y-

You freak...! G...

GET AWAY FROM ME!

// HELLPPP

// TIM?

[ Two hands around his neck, shaking him while choking him. ]

WHAT?! IT'S NOT GAY..!!

My face is still better...

I'm cooler looking... your hair looks like a mop..

I'm not insecure..!

Tch.

I like Match better..