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London-Scottish, following Orient since ‘77. • A bit sweary. Drinks & smokes too much. Full-time carer for my disabled mother, so I don’t get out often. • Appreciate anyone posting football on here. • #LOFC #WeAreThistle #FightFascism

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Look, it's the first time we've even bothered for a couple of months. Humour us alright?

07.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Brits face being barred from second homes in Spain BRITS are facing a clamp down on access to their second homes in Spain when the EU’s new digital border system starts next week. From this coming Sunday,

Scramble the Mail, Express & Sun journos to head over to Benidorm to seek out disgruntled Gammons to look miserable & complain about being punished for being English or something...

www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2...

07.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The site I manage uses agency staff - circa 35% of the direct Labour spend.

Can you guess which demographic causes 90% of the problems?
Which ones disappear after a week?
Or take the piss with breaks?
Fall out with their peers?
Or flatly refuse to do their jobs?

White British.

Every fucking time.

07.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"If you see this, post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it."

07.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Corporate doublespeak at its finest. I hope we never get promoted that far.

06.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Leyton Orient draw 6th tier Farnham Town away in the first round proper of the Women's FA Cup. Tie to be played weekend of Oct. 25/26. £6000 to the winner and £1500 to the loser #LOFC

06.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s an issue the team themselves recognise, hopefully rectified in the near future by moving up a bit.

06.10.2025 09:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Into the hat for the next round of the FA cup we go!
details at: lofcwomen.com/xnews07.html

➡️ Match report: O's 13:0 Needham.
➡️ Min by min match review.
➡️ GLWFL round-up.
➡️ Your feedback.

Debut lass: Emily Dilliway.

06.10.2025 08:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"John was covering ground like it wasn't beneath him."

The one and only Chidders 👌

05.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘We want 14!’

#LOFC #LOFCW #OneOrient #OiOi #WomansFootball

05.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👌 Thanks mate.

05.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Picturing a mob of angry Argyle outside my door six months from now, pitchforks and everything, when you finish 7th.

05.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What kind of soup? Just being nosey, and it’s made me hungry now.

05.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Leyton Orient vs Needham Market LIVE TEXT: Women's FA Cup - 3rd qualifying round. Leyton Orient vs Needham Market - 5th October 2025

We're 'LIVE' now for this afternoon's FA Cuip tie at Cheshunt.

Leyton Orient Women vs Needham Market

lofcwomen.com/live/live_ne...

05.10.2025 12:27 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Sunday 5th October
LIVE from Cheshunt stadium

lofcwomen.com/live/live_ne...

Follow the game with us today as we take on Tier 6 Needham Market in the FA Cup.
No ads, No cookies, Automatic page updates - so just sit back and relax. There will be goals!

#lofc #LOFCWomen #OrientOutlook

04.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Always a good point to make, and I am mindful of our resurrection last season, plenty of time yet. Also mindful that three of those bottom four were playing League 2 games today.

04.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’ll be a top six finish this season. Bookmark this on yer Nokia mate, top six, guaranteed 👍

04.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone watch/at the Smokies game today?

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Seems like a missed opportunity, any positives?

04.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hopefully last game of the season. You can thump us 9-1, send us down to League 2 where we belong.

04.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was hoping no one else had thought of this, thereby turning me into some sort of morale-boosting Jockney Jesus 😂

04.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‘kin ‘ell, glad someone didn’t let me down today 👊💥

#SACFC #ComeOnYouSaints

04.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The one time my prediction been right.

04.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Disappointing, on the same day both Fifers and the cardboard cutouts drop points. Anyway, onwards and upwards 👊💥

04.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Desperately searching for a positive here, but first match you haven’t conceded since …*checks records* … Solihull, back in August?

04.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Either Richie and our defence coaches don’t know what they’re doing, or Currie and Cooper were covering more cracks than Poyfilla.

Conceded seven in just two matches.
Becke and Happles not up to the job, haven’t been for some time. Go on, hate me.

#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #DefensiveNightmare

04.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

This time tomorrow, this will still be the last time we won at Cardiff. I don’t take any consolation they was beat by Albion on Tuesday. Can honestly see us getting completely cabbaged ☠️

#LOFC #CCFC #EFL #PredictionBollocks

03.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

‘while the Orient players danced a jig of joy’

More of this sort of thing please Orient, only we need to win first, obviously.

03.10.2025 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘… we should have just got some of the electric hire scooters that are dotted around the place and silently motored back into town like a scene out of some sort of shit 21st century Quadrophenia remake.’

Still the best football blog I’ve come across, and I ain’t even Amber 👌

02.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If there’s no naughty words, I ain’t reading it. Sorry mate, I put me fucking foot down with that one 😂

02.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wishing all of our supporters observing Yom Kippur an easy and meaningful fast 💙

#htafc

02.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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