I know better than to attempt an impression
The Woke Gungan
Who called it Grindr and not &c. &c.
(Gentle reader, I'd be allowed to say it)
Idly thinking of spoonerisms for "bag fumble" before stopping dead in my tracks as I realize the danger therein
The Bigfoot footage where he's kinda doing the Keep On Trucking walk being in the public domain is an all-timer of a bag fumble
"The Mitch is back" -- what I'd say jocularly if I had a friend called Mitch who came back from a trip
(pointing to my trough) Check out what showed up in my feed
I'm listening to the Death From Above 1979 song where one of the Death From Above 1979 lads whispers "les résultats sont super sexuels" and it's impressing upon me that music is very stupid
In case you were wondering Le Monde calls Pokopia "an ode to the franchise's most graceless creature"
We Live In the Perpetual “Now” vs. I Haven’t Realised How Dated All My Shit Is
Walt Whitman Gashna gro-Mogduk
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Song of the Broad-Axe
My monitor remains, as ever, turned on
Wondering what's the animal with the smallest brain that can experience longing. I can see snakes doing it
Obviously a culture of art preservation is a net good but there must have been a great thrill to being the guy who decided, let's burn all this old film. Let's paint over this fresco. We need room for the new stuff
I would say by far the more common problem for me is people who are ready for that conversation
Having an outlet to post funny names online would have totally depleted Dickens's creative drive. He'd have written zero novels
There's actually a not-insignificant number of French people who argue that "de rien" is impolite because it implicitly contradicts one's interlocutor and "je vous/je t'en prie" should always be used instead
They are reinventing the Old Farmer's Almanac over there
Back to the draw and bored
Shopkeeper? How topical is that unguent
(insufferably) Whither this stuff?
My review of the gay BDSM romcom with one of the Skarsgårds and the English actor whose eyes are really close together: couldn't concentrate, his eyes were too near one another
(with crude oil smeared all around my mouth) Nuh-uh, I dunno where the strategic reserve is
Teenager (reading a self-serious, paragraph-length treatment of the gen-X hose-drinking anecdote, but about stuff that was relevant for five years in the nineties): Wow, mister, I was wrong about you! You're cool!
Stop calling it a comeback. I'm still gone
H474
Eminent folklorist tests
wife's patience.
“Ah, I see, my video should be in the yuv420p pixel format” -- The Common Man
I love having to use ffmpeg to convert a video to a format Whatsapp for desktop accepts, something the average user is surely able and willing to do
Dry dunk by day drunk
