Kai (They/Them/Fucker)🇨🇦🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☮️4️⃣🇵🇸

I'm mildly convinced that the reason Alberta and many other provinces refuse to increase disability benefits is because there's an air of eugenics about it, wanting to starve us to death without proper nutrition and medical Care, because disability is apparently a burden. Sound at all familiar? 🤔

This applies to everyone, no matter where you are, peaceful protest is your right, so sit in silence, and don't stop staring them down! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

When someone calls you a "snowflake," remind them they're quoting Fight Club - a satire written by a gay man critiquing how male fragility leads men to self-destruction.

That's a whole lot of nopity nope.😬I'm sorry you had to experience that generational Trauma luv.💜I know aaall about it and then some. My maternal grandmother was German but also a narcissist, said I was a "selfish ungrateful little twat" just because I chose to go back to school.🤦🏻Aren't we a pair 🤣

Blame my mom 😅 hahahaha no no, for real though, my mom was a force to be reckoned with. 😏 Grandpa came back from Germany/Auschwitz that August, 9 months later named his first born Geneva...🤭 We're totally not petty German-Canadians, not in the slightest 😈

Oh, you don't want to go rooting around inside my brain. It's a fathomless void full of Gremlins. No food or water after midnight. 🤣🤣🤣

"Like, bro, you're a fucking 200 year old, moss and bird shit covered tombstone, and the only words visible are "I, P, and freely" on your epitaph. I'd be careful how you speak you ill-breeding maltworm."

/blocked ✌🏻

Oh I am so proud 🥰 good job Hun!!!!💜

I knew my German history by age 5. I then spent the next 3 1/2 decades learning the Paradox of Tolerance and it's relation to Fundamental Humanity the world over. This isn't news, but rather a HighDef mirror set 80 years later, and the ones that can see it's two way, learn to break the mirror.

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🤭 Ho boy 🤣

Scanlon: The Gulf of Mexico was so named over 500 years ago. If we want to update that name to reflect our current culture, maybe we should call it the Sea of Emoluments—you know, the place where we can board the Ship of Fools and navigate from a State of Ignorance to the Confederacy of Dunces…

Ever wonder why Canada has been one step ahead of America in regards to Fundamental Humanity? 🙃We're the middle child watching our older sibling fuck up while we take notes to never do what they do, EVER. And then when we've got it good, they swoop in on yet another fuckup, asking us to fix it. 🤣

I appreciate you for that 🤗, but don't thank us just yet. 😏 There is still a very real and present danger, and unless the people make a full-force stand against the current regime, if it turnscoat and becomes a Civil War (or worse), the world will come to understand why you don't piss off Canadians😈

My god. 👀 You very well might be right. 😅 Eh. I'm not surprised 🤣🤣🤣 that aligns with how I imagine Stephen King and Terry Pratchett got their ideas too, only they killed the swamp hag with the pen and stole her essence, vowing to only ever wield it for the good of humanity. Bros crushed it too 🤣🤣

Two words. The Simpsons. It's funny but also, terrifying to realize that the most diabolical, heinous thing you could think of as a joke, is in fact, real. 💀

I've been with The Onion and everything post-ebaumsworld/Underground - "badgerbadgerbadger...mushroom mushroom") since day one. While I'm not a conspiracy nut, I'm convinced someone broke into the TVA, pressed random buttons, and now we're getting nothing but feedback from an alternate reality. 🤣

An apt synopsis, and here's my post on FB. Feel free to follow me on there.
www.facebook.com/share/p/16UQ...

#TransWomenAreWomenFullStop
#TransMenAreMenFullStop
#NonBinaryIsRealAndValidFullStop
#FuckJKRowling
P.s. neuroscience has proven that Right-wingers brains are LITERALLY broken. 😈 Who's the "mentally r3t@rd3d" now RFK, JK, Trump? 🙃 P.p.s. Pieces of shit don't deserve anonymity. Flame at your leisure.

How indeed. 🤔

Things my cat just did #1092:

Licks the top of the coffee table. 🤦🏻

💥💥💥/pinned
To My American Comrades:

Canada loves/supports you during this tumultuous time. ❤️ We get it. And we got you. 🤗

If you're struggling with mental health, we have shared a toll-free number for our National Suicide Hotline. FREE FOR ALL!
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#ElbowsUp
*Psst* We're proud of you! 💪

I hate this planet.

Don't be considerate when you're in a space where you're not considered.

I made a funny 🙃 🤣🤣🤣 This "alpha male" bullshit is gold. 😏 I guess you can polish a turd 🤷🏻 🤣

@thespeechprof.bsky.social

Voted today for the Canadian Federal Election 🇨🇦✅ Liberals are basically guaranteed to win, what with so many dissenting CONServatives once Pissant Polly revealed his further diabolical playbook. Democratic Socialism has survived 200 years, there's no going back.
#ElbowsUp
#EmpathyAlwaysWins

And. Unless he serves the full sentence, nothing will change. So when he makes bail, I'm going to laugh.

It's too uncomfortable for them to not hear their own voice. I think we call that "delusional insanity" but I could be wrong 🤣 There is proof that Reich-wingers are literally insane, thanks neuroscience 😅

99% of his rallies are white people. 🤦 I dunno about y'all, but I grew up understanding that Canada is Democratic Socialist and part of that is having diversity, which has made Canada strong and respected the world over (literally, we have 192 allies compared to the 34 and dropping America has.)