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Illustration, comics, fonts, book design, crosswords. Art Director at Large, Tundra Books. https://johnmartz.com/

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Consider the lilies of the goddamn field.

28.11.2025 14:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I say “everyone is welcome”, that does NOT include scrubs.

27.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eat two! Three! Who will even know?

27.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go to concerts by yourself. Go to movies by yourself. Go to restaurants by yourself. Travel by yourself. It’s normal and good!

27.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Karen Campbell's monologue from CBC National TV Series PILOT1
YouTube video by karenstar888 Karen Campbell's monologue from CBC National TV Series PILOT1

Sounds like Pilot One! youtu.be/h4Pr4I-64R4?...

26.11.2025 20:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A spring loaded hidden sleeve gun

A spring loaded hidden sleeve gun

one of these but with a hot dog

25.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 439    🔁 76    💬 17    📌 5

Cooks on Top Chef absolutely love to make a complete spongy blob of food and tell Padma it’s a “porridge”.

23.11.2025 00:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
11.11.2025 13:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beavis and Wooster

09.11.2025 22:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Force Majeure (2014)

06.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A SKELITIN GIVEN THE THUMBS UP "I MAY BE STUPID BUT AT LEAST I DONT TGHINK CHATGPT HAS A LITTLE PERSON INSIDE WHOS MY FRIEND" - THIS IS NO CONSOLATION IN A WORLD WHERE YA GOTTA DEAL WITH THESE GPT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, TALKIN TO THERE CHAT BOTS LIKE THERE REAL PEOPLE, DRIVIN THEM NUTS BY TELLIN EM TO WRECK THERE LIVES, CREATING DELUSIONS AND THEN REINFORCING THEM, A MILLION TINY DIGITAL FINGERS RIPPING EVERY ONES LIFES TO SHREDS, EVEN IF IT DOESNT WRECK YOUR JOB OR YOUR FAMILY IT LITERALLY MAKES YOU COGNITIVELY DECLINE THE LONGER YOU USE IT, NATION OF PEOPLE WHOSE BRAINS ARE TURNING TO SOUP JUST SO 1 FUCKEN GUY WHOSE OBVIOUSLY LYING ALL THE TIME CAN MAKE MORE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR HIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE COMPANY, AGGREGATING THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO CHASE AN ACCUMULATING PILE OF MONEY, EVERY HOLY BOOK AND SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK IN THE WORLD WARNS US ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC GUY BUT HERE WE ARE FALLEN FOR IT AGAIN , AT LEAST IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND WATCHING DA SUN SET AT 4PM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITIN GIVEN THE THUMBS UP "I MAY BE STUPID BUT AT LEAST I DONT TGHINK CHATGPT HAS A LITTLE PERSON INSIDE WHOS MY FRIEND" - THIS IS NO CONSOLATION IN A WORLD WHERE YA GOTTA DEAL WITH THESE GPT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, TALKIN TO THERE CHAT BOTS LIKE THERE REAL PEOPLE, DRIVIN THEM NUTS BY TELLIN EM TO WRECK THERE LIVES, CREATING DELUSIONS AND THEN REINFORCING THEM, A MILLION TINY DIGITAL FINGERS RIPPING EVERY ONES LIFES TO SHREDS, EVEN IF IT DOESNT WRECK YOUR JOB OR YOUR FAMILY IT LITERALLY MAKES YOU COGNITIVELY DECLINE THE LONGER YOU USE IT, NATION OF PEOPLE WHOSE BRAINS ARE TURNING TO SOUP JUST SO 1 FUCKEN GUY WHOSE OBVIOUSLY LYING ALL THE TIME CAN MAKE MORE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR HIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE COMPANY, AGGREGATING THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO CHASE AN ACCUMULATING PILE OF MONEY, EVERY HOLY BOOK AND SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK IN THE WORLD WARNS US ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC GUY BUT HERE WE ARE FALLEN FOR IT AGAIN , AT LEAST IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND WATCHING DA SUN SET AT 4PM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

05.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 1941    🔁 581    💬 0    📌 4
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From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e...

31.10.2025 15:27 — 👍 566    🔁 187    💬 9    📌 22

I would like to extend a Happy Halloween to all, even the Draculas and Frankensteins, on this special date, October 31st.

31.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somehow, my apes returned

25.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan, PS: We should be together too.

I’m warning you with peace and love. I have too much to do, so no more fan mail! And no objects to be signed. Nothing! Anyway, peace and love, peace and love.

18.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

based nancy

17.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 8516    🔁 2140    💬 24    📌 18

Mine ended up in the washing machine and did not survive the journey

15.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my faves this year.

15.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy new Rheostatics day to all who celebrate.

08.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The only AI that children should have access to is Dr. SBAITSO

07.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RIP, Jane Goodall

01.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 36    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Being on the spectrum now means you take Skittles instead of Tylenol.

23.09.2025 16:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Arthur Q. Bryan erasure in today’s #nytxw

18.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not real cmyk, it’s snake oil.

14.08.2025 23:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You talk a big jorts game, Annie, but I’m not seeing any pics!!!

11.08.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i believe that short form video is maybe one of the worst things people have ever come up with and it should be regulated at least as much as cigarettes

10.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 1664    🔁 238    💬 18    📌 19

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