Boing!

Dudes stumbling around an old folks home. “Hello…Margie?…I think I did that facist thing again…”

They don’t exist. And if they did exist, then Obama wrote them. And if the list that doesn’t exist and Obama wrote then President Trump definitely isn’t in them. The thing that doesn’t exist. That Obama wrote. With an auto pen. Anyway, anyone seen Sydney Sweeny’s jeans? Great gams.

“You can’t spell disapprove without approve.”

Imagine being so small in your masculinity, so weak in your character and so antiquated in your hatred that you even think this nonsense. He’s the epitome of trump’s government: thin-skinned, morally feeble and afraid of anything that is good and true.

I’m an atheist (unless Gods listening: totally kidding, man) but I hope there’s a God: then all these morally bankrupt Christians will have to explain themselves to Peter at the gate. “I see from my list here you protected a pedophile? Is this correct?” “Well, you know, it was….aaahh.” “Next?”

“Can I say Trump’s a rapist?”
“Nope”
“What about a convicted felon?”
“Nope.”
“Philanderer?”
“Nope.”
“Six-times bankrupt fraudster?”
“Nope.”
“How about…what can I call him?”
“Chubby, smelly fascist cunt is fine.”
“Really?”
“No. He’s not that smelly.”

“Do you speak Spanish!!?”
“Yeah. I’m Zubizerreta.”

This is the best they came up with. Lordy. What they don’t realise - nor will ever realise - is that no right-minded, moral human cares what political leanings pedophiles have. They are pedophiles. They should all go to jail.

Why does he always speak like he’s dying for a pee.

I look forward to his rigorous findings. The detailed analysis. Peer reviewed and tripled-checked. Rather than, you know, him just saying shit out loud to a nodding Fox stooge.

I always wondered what selling your soul would look like. You know, the mechanics of it. How it would be embodied. Turns out you look like a knackered, whiny dough-ball with a shit haircut and a bad tailor. The devil sure shops bargain these days.

I always thought if I came back I’d want to be a killer whale. Looking all cool, singing away, eating Richard Harris.

Apparently, I have to confirm I’m an adult to access some comments. I’ve no idea what an adult is. I mean, I drink in the shower, have crippling debt, three unfinished novels, two wonky knees, one eyebrow, the mild derision of my wife and I cry a lot. Does that count?

Pure vanity that will strip voters from labour and usher in a Reform government. Unless I’ve misread every Jill Stein lesson in the world?

Do you ever get the feeling that everything is too much? Everything you read is just horror after horror. And then you check yourself and feel guilty because you’re only reading it. The world should take a day off. Stop being itself for a while.

Nothing sums up the modern GOP like claiming victimhood. Filthy racist? Anti-white. Sexual predator? Media witch hunt. Mass corruption? Anti-business. Etc, etc.

Those shades, man. Beautiful.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
Lyndon B. Johnson

I have a whole separate shelf for ones on restraint.

I was at the meeting. It was a bloodbath. The poor Betamax folks didn’t stand a chance.

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I wouldn't want you to miss this one! By the way. She's not just Israeli intelligence. She's a member of one of the most important elite counterintelligence groups.

He is right on the 100 years with Iran, though: Calvin Coolidge did fail to get Iran (which wasn’t a country) to halt its nuclear programme (the technology which didn’t exist).

Soooo, Bondi is getting fired. Explaining the gap in her resume to future employers - I was a fascist for a bit but, you know, it just wasn’t for me - will be fun.

America is too busy fucking up America to worry about North Korea.

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Man, the US really got to the end of that “First they Came” poem quicker than I thought. From “communists” to “you” in six months. That’s some efficient Nazi shit.

All wearing their red ties like good little fascists

Most of them are just wondering if there’s a bathroom near by. There must be a bathroom near by. Come on. Don’t shout at me Rickie you wanted to come here! Don’t shout at me Barbara you bought the Big Gulps. Just go in the bush. Ok, ok. Don’t watch! You know I can’t go if you watch. Aaaah. Fascism