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Ehhhhh, the blue tiger dude is the proper amount of pudge for me.

I can't stop farting. I have friends coming over, and the 2 pounds of lentils and, like, 2 cups of overnight oats is wrecking havoc on, well, everything. The haze of stink won't dissipate, even with a candle burning.

Hell yeah, tent dutch oven is my favorite genre of fart fetish story.

New Kothu story, let’s gooooooooooooo!!!!!

Got a new job.

The Yankees beat the Red Sox.

I have my energy back.

The last 24 hours have been great.

I haven’t a better way to celebrate than get obnoxiously gassy. TO THE GROCERY STORE, FOR MILK!

Yo, I was ripppppppping last night, after a milk and inulin "cocktail". Woke me up in the middle of the night, there was so much gas haha

This is the absolute peak situation.

Thanks!

Looking to purchase a few #commissions for my new OC, Gruffle the Elephunk! He's an elephant/skunk hybrid, with the stomach capacity of an elephant, and the fart capabilities of a skunk!

Need a #referencesheet and illustration done, and am considering several art styles!

Thanks!

Yo, I was absolutely BLASTING ass last night, haha! My milk and inulin trick worked a liiiiiiiittle too well, and my massive bout of gas woke me up. Stayed up for 2 hours just ripping noxious, eggy farts under the covers.

Wish I had someone to enjoy them, you know?!
#bubbly #fart #ass #dutchoven