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So pick me up and i will give you a show
Tell me I'm a good boy, oh
Please I wanna know

You think you’ve had enough?
Well boy, that’s just the half of it.

Negotiating like a crisis you come out swinging with the rest of your demands..but they’re already making plans.

@yungsquishbb.bsky.social are you doing well??

Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney
I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week

US reporter: ‘Mr Zelenskyy why don’t you wear a suit. It’s disrespectful.’
Zelenskyy: ‘After the war I will wear a suit.
Maybe one like yours.
But better.’
I love him.

I would simply not have elected a cabal of quacks, cranks, grifters, dingbats and nitwits.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Indian food will always have me feeling warm and cozy.

I would be devastated

Yall would be shocked at how much stuff I actually do not skeet

One thing about me: I do not ignore my Slavic grandmothers “old wives” tales.

My life sustaining medications arrive by USPS mail.

fight me
you wanna fuck me
then please, work for it
you want my surrender
then you better earn it
prove to me in the clash
of swords in the press of
limbs in every feral claw
and bite and pin that you
want me, back up those
pretty words with actions
and i might just let you
fuck me

The secret to being sexy is wearing full body armor and showing up just when people need you.

"Oh no! Alas, I can not open thine pickle jar! Oh Knight, lend me thy strength"

Lollygagging as an Act of Resistance

Look, I have been furious at every announcement of each of his oversteps, but USPS? Fuck no. Little orange hands OFF.

The three great motivators of art

Spite
Horny
Being a Hater

knocking on ur door like hello anyone order whore dash? whore dash is here . bang bang bang whore here

Everything is exhausting, and also bad

horny stoney lovers with a taste for social justice

Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

"OK, but that doesn't affect you" is just... the dumbest thing to say.

If it affects my friends, family, people I care about, etc. then it sure as HELL affects me. I don't want them to suffer, therefore, they should NOT suffer. So any attack on them? Also on me.

Stop using that dumb phrase.

The homosexual urge for a 4:30 pm iced coffee

The quickest way to kill motivation is to be overly controlling.

When we lose our sense of autonomy, our motivation plummets.

I'm sure he's wearing blackout shades for normal reasons.

What if the gay agenda is collecting crafting hobbies.

I'm surrounded by assholes

I will not be calling my posts on here “skeets” - I will be calling them by their medical term “emissions” instead