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when I see someone taking photos of the title card in a movie theater

dorothy killing the witch of the east & stealing her shoes

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🤔

Ah, the Marvelous Mrs. Measles has her official coming out in society as a debutante of death.

It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile

A tweet from Michael Burry Stock Tracker (@burrytracker) reads: “How bad are the numbers?” It quotes The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter): “BREAKING: The White House says October jobs and inflation data may never be released.” Below is an image of actor Christian Bale as Michael Burry from The Big Short, sitting at a desk and biting his nails.

The dog ate my jobless and inflation homework!

Longest film in the franchise…so far!

"Start! An! Independent! Outlet!"

WHO'S ✨ GONNA ✨ PAY ✨ FOR ✨ IT ✨

A twisting mass of flesh designed by Screaming Mad George.

Creature designed by Screaming Mad George for the anime Peacock King.

It’s going to be very funny watching this guy torpedo his life lose his wife and kids all in the hopes of being president when he unfortunately realizes he can’t win because he has the charisma of a failed school shooter.

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

So here's where we are, Sunday morning:

Trump is trying to starve hungry kids in order to bully Democrats into abandoning our fight against health care premium increases.

So Trump is starving kids in order to deny families health care.

Dystopian.

Xenomorph in Wonderland by Mark Skelton

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

a close up of a statue of yoda smoking a pipe in a dark room . ALT: a close up of a statue of yoda smoking a pipe in a dark room .

If I had Force powers, 9 times of 10 they would be used just to grab things from across the room. Or close doors to conference rooms where the people are yapping too loud.

What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win

Now that the polls have closed in California, Gavin Newsom’s Prop 50 is projected to pass.

The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

another win for the "destroy anything good" wing of the american media

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

I’m calling it; we’re extending Halloween for at least a week until morale improves.

Since we currently live in a lawless nation, I'm taking this as the mandate of the land. It's Halloween until we decide otherwise. 🎃

JD Vance Edition:

You would call a friend and might have to talk to their MOM OR DAD or oh shit their HOT OLDER SISTER try *not* saying some stupid shit when they answer the phone, you cannot do it

Not this time, SCOTUS. You’ll have to pry my wedding band off my hand.

The UK's King Charles hasn't destroyed an entire wing of Buckingham Palace or tried to shake the government down for an extra $230,000,000—because he knows he lacks the authority. AND HE'S A REAL KING.

People claiming that the Epstein Ballroom™ is really just a cover for a bunker has me fondly recalling what Hitler did in his.