The little monsters. 🫠🫠🫠#dogs
It's currently -30°C and I just wanna have my titties out by the pool again.
Cubs in the Caribbean #gaycation
When two nerdy f*ggots have been married for way too long... #xmen #gay #gaymarriage
Picking up more gay from my woke antennas.
Met an icon today. #goldengirls
Fantastic WHAT
Is this shirt office appropriate?
If you need me, I'll be doing this all summer...
"Can I come over and do this?"
I'm celebrating #pride this year by using Vaseline™ as lube, like our fore-faggots did.
This overhead lighting would send Mariah Carey into a fit of rage.
Freezing my tits off by the Atlantic Ocean.
Time let these alabaster beauties loose.
How did I miss this? #metgala #lorde
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Turns out when the French were talking about the "little death" they didn't mean c*mming they meant twink death...
It's been a long fucking day. #cohiba
Once I start doing drag, it's over for you bitches.
*Enter Sandman starts playing.
My husband: "I remember sucking dick to this song..."
Should I @ Metallica?
When it's sunny and finally above freezing and you don't feel like you wanna die anymore. ✨
Me waiting for a good time to rejoin the threesome cuz I had to tap out to go pee...
I can't wait for #thesubstance to sweep the "Best Tit To Fall Out Of A Face" category at the #oscars.
When the homosexuals of Twitter post these, I just think they're talking about the last shit they took. #metamucil
Sometimes I clean up.
My garden's been growing weird strawberries lately...
im using heavy machinery (Photoshop, InDesign, After Effects) that you cant operate while taking medications (Irbesartan, Escitalopram, Lisdexamfetamine) you can't pronounce.
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