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screenshot from the tv show gravity falls showing 4 teenagers cheering inside a van

everyone when @randomhorror9.bsky.social finally picked "ghostwatch" (1992) for the next episode

@happierman.bsky.social idk how likely it is you guys will roll "undead" + "3 eps" again but I have a great zombie show rec for the day it happens! and it's a cool spin on the genre so it's very different from "the walking dead" (great new episode btw!!)

It is really important for high school kids, especially poor high school kids, to not get swindled by the recruiters. They were relentless in my tiny rural high school in 2002 and most advertised the military as a "way out" of poverty or a way to pay for college. It was insidious, you don't want it.

It’s his day.

I'm not going to amplify the fucking things, but these anti-Mamdani slop ads Cuomo is putting out there use his likeness and put words in his mouth. If it's not actionable, it should be. It's not illegal it seems, but it should be so illegal. It should be *the most* illegal.

@happierman.bsky.social thanks for visiting my city last weekend, it was an amazing live show!! hope cecil enjoyed his t shirt 😊

Help Jamal’s family leave the war zone and rebuild their life! Hi my loves! My name is Caroline, and I created this fundraiser to help Jamal support his family as they fight to survive the genocide in Gaza, evacuate to safety, and eventually rebuild their lives f...

I survived gaza gencide, but I came out to find that everything I knew my home, my work, my city is gone.
Starting again feels impossible, but I’m trying.

If you can, please help me rebuild my life even the smallest support means the world to me.
repost = rebuild

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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution

thank you!! I'll give it to him ASAP

@happierman.bsky.social tagging as well

@cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social on the very rare chance you see this, I am at the show but cannot find the manager you mentioned on the livestream last saturday to give your gift to, so if you do see this just lmk who to go to

If IGN has layoffs, nobody in games press is safe. If Microsoft has layoffs, nobody in platforms is safe. If Ubisoft and Bungie and NetEase have layoffs, nobody in game development is safe. If the Romeros get their funding pulled, no studio is safe.

It's rough out there, right now.

Photo of a shorthaired white cat, crouched over a book of matches but looking at the camera as if caught by surprise.

Caught with matches! Photo from my collection, no date/info.

@randomhorror9.bsky.social I help cohost a queer horror podcast & if you guys ever want to, we would love to be part of the show as a guest some time!

Jesus, fuck I’ve literally been waiting for an elected official to fearlessly say this shit my entire goddamn life

@nightvaleradio.bsky.social @happierman.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social is there any chance the wtnv earrings & key charms will be coming back any time soon?

anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane

everything @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social say about "hereditary" (2018) like you get ittttt

tbf we bullshit All the drafts (at first. after that we clean it up lest we leave in something nonsensical from 1am)

It should be a crime higher than treason for an app to mute your music or podcast if it’s not doing anything of equal importance.

It’s not alleged. Three separate legal investigations at the state and federal level found he did these things.

Still of the main 3 characters from the film on the ground, Julie (Billy's girlfriend) out of focus & looking on as Cheryl (Billy's aunt) cradles an unconscious Billy

Happy May everyone! We're reviewing 1981's BUTCHER, BAKER, NIGHTMARE MAKER, directed by William Asher & written by Steve Breimer. Also, Kate gets ready for the final "Mission Impossible", & Elle tries to get out of being a temporarily retired cinephile open.spotify.com/episode/777szr…

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

this keeps coming up, but I'm begging people to understand that regular people's social media is not Political Messaging and policing it as such just makes you look like an asshole