Annoying Dog

[KNOCK. KNOCK... The Dog knocked on the door.]

"You wouldn't understand..." [The Dog flew off.]

"I didn't stutter."

"She can't do that... I need to sell Merch of you to afford my trip to Lithuania!"

"I made Undyne too bitchy ngl... Remind me to make her nice in the 3rd reboot."

"everyone buy this so I can go on a 6 week vacation in Lithuania."

"Who wanted to lobotomise you Ms Tenna?"

"It is awesome... Gay People are awesome... We should all love gay people."

"Hadn't expected you to break the limitation I set..." [The Dog has an... accomplished grin on his face.]

"Indeed... Bark."

"I'm impressed kris..."

"man love man and woman love woman."

"I shall make this canon."

"Don't buy my favourite show... Plus i need The Doctor for chapter 6."

a black and white pixel art drawing of a piano with a note on top of it . ALT: a black and white pixel art drawing of a piano with a note on top of it .

[The Dog is currently playing Don't Forget on the piano.]

"When the light is running low
And the shadows start to grow
And the places that you know
Seem like fantasy

There's a light inside your soul
That's still shining in the cold
With the truth
The promise in our hearts

Don't forget..."

"this is a true fact."

a stuffed animal that looks like a dog with a black background ALT: a stuffed animal that looks like a dog with a black background

"Hello everyone... Dog here. I have news... Sora will be a boss fight in Deltarune Chapter 5."

"I nominate everything I've created."

@daintyscarf.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like the dark town a place the dog loves visiting so a point there... He'd then taste the tea inside it was soft with a taste similar to lavender.]

DOG APPROVEDa

@holidaynextdoor.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like a warm cabin during a snowy night very nice. He'd then taste the drink... It was a peppermint hot chocolate His Favourite!]

DOG LOVES IT!

@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like a constant cycle of life a familiar smell to him... He'd then taste the liquid... It was Pepsi... He prefers Pepsi anyway.]

DOG APPROVED!

@futureismystery.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like a swamp that's off... He'd then taste the liquid... It was Boba Tea... The Dog liked it.]

YOU APPROVE!

@doodletamerduc.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like a cloud in the middle of a sunny day... He'd then taste the liquid inside... It tasted like a rainbow ice cream.]

DOG APPROVED!

@pipisenthusiast.bsky.social

No. I'm not reviewing a drink from a man in a dumpster who tried selling me the TV of a man who died last week.

@firstsoul.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like a bed of flowers preferably dandelions... He'd then taste the liquid... Yum! Camomile Tea!]

DOG APPROVED!

@equilibrious.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like a dark room he didn't like it... He'd then taste the liquid inside and it was... odd it tasted dark and manic.]

DOG doesn't know...?

@voidcrew.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like difficult challenges if that makes sense... He'd then taste the liquid... It reminded him of a raspberry sorbet... Not bad.]

DOG APPROVED!

@will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It smelt like a cold damp night in a graveyard... Fitting really. He'd then taste what was inside the glass... It was a very sweet tea with a caramel apple flavour he'd enjoy it.]

DOG APPROVED!

@valorouspinkdog.bsky.social

[The Dog sniffed the glass... It reminded him of an old home in the middle of nowhere he didn't mind that really... He'd then taste the liquid... It tasted like liquid fear a sort of citric tea with a bit of spice he enjoyed it!]

DOG APPROVED!