Dan

After a day full of chaotic emails something about getting an email of mattress recommendations from Caleb (with a pros/cons list!!!) that started with “Hey love” has brought multiple tears to my eyes

Almost as bad as a tumblr ad

LinkedIn is a whole other beast, man. What the fuck is this

Maybe it’s a hot take but meetings on Monday mornings/Friday afternoons should not be allowed. If I was in charge I would make it so

Prayer warriors come through 🙏🏽 just learned my nephew is into bo burnham

André 3000 releasing ambient/improvised work, some of which was recorded on his phone in his house on some random days? Refreshing as hell if you ask me

Pretty sure I’ve been experiencing a migraine for the first time and my boss asked if it’s because of a powerpoint. Ma’am my job has an expiration date and the nonprofit sector (and every other sector too) is experiencing mass layoffs/funding loss. I wish a PowerPoint was my biggest worry rn 😭

Brb crossing getting escorted* out of the pit off my 2025 bingo card

*kicked out bc everyone wanted to stand still and we did not, also we somehow were to blame for someone’s nail getting broken I did apologize but idk how tf that nail broke girl get better glue!!!

Guys I have a major solitaire problem. I just open my browser and play for an amount of time that I will not disclose publicly

Crying as I tell my niece happy birthday bc I was the age she is now when I learned I was gonna be an aunt 😭😭 literally the coolest most bold kid in the world who gave me the most important job in my world UGH why does time pass so quickly!

The rural missourian urge to big shirt little jort

Yesterday I wore big shirt little jort and realized I’ve become my aunt

Finom audiotree session has saved me

Animated mad emoji with gritted teeth furrowed eyebrows and a clenched fist

When your niece sends this in the chat

Some of it is entertaining to watch but I just know it’d be closer to maybe 6 hours if they just cut out the stuff that has nothing to do with the training

I have to endure like 12 hours of training videos and I can’t skip/speed it up. It was via zoom so I have to just sit and watch while breakout groups happen. I have to sit through all technical difficulties/pauses. This is hell, methinks

Haven’t posted bc I didn’t want to get my hopes up but Caleb and I got approved for the most perfect place and we can’t wait to show frans n fram 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 feel so excited I need to gnaw and gnash

Had an emotional day from the start and started scrolling endlessly, so I decided my post-work activity was to find a bench and write something about that

Genuinely thought the beatles biopic was an april fools joke. The fact that it’s real is actually more funny tho

New Djo album is actually full of bangers… good thing I’m taking this to my grave! Wait-

Still asked for a letter of recommendation tho and I let her know I’m looking/applying around and she was pretty understanding about it

Fingers and toes crossed I get this new job bc my boss asked if I’m interested in doing work I have 0 interest in and I had to force a yes bc I have nothing else lined up ha ha lol

🚨DID YOU KNOW🚨

that if you put biscuit dough in cinnamon sugar and bake you will get wonderful cinnamon biscuits? And did you know that if you cook some apples in sugar and cinnamon you will have a nice goopy breakfast treat?

Only a shitass company like amazon would cast lizzo as sister rosetta tharpe

60-day notice is because the contract that covers my pay is coming to an end in 60 days and the agency/my boss is trying hard to keep me employed

Within an hour 3 things happened:

1. Ate rice and cheese
2. Remembered tomorrow is the anniversary of my mom’s passing
3. Had to decide if I would like to receive a 60-day employee termination notice or not

Wonder what else is in store for today!

Fr tho my least favorite job in the history of jobs was working at this very call center so if you get these calls just politely decline/hang up and move on

I’ve reached the age where my college is reaching out to me to give them money. Girl look at the status of my loans and quiet down!

Love meditating love my therapist love therapy love journaling also love the ube lavender latte I got at good karma. Many good things today 🙏🏽

Today my boss asked “how can we monetize zines?” 😂🤣😂🤣😭