Paul Spencer

My god, I can’t believe how badly I spelled their.

Wait till you see how bad there martinis are.

Yeah, that.

That is the Cat Distribution System in operation. Congratulations.

Best sign so far. #NoKingsDay

My first novel was rejected by 34 publishers before it sold. I love your work, and admire your perseverence.

My dad used to claim this one worked for him: "Excuse me, I´m a stranger around here. Can you direct me to your apartment?"

Ladies and gentleman, the Skeet of the year so far.

You win the internet today.

Yeah, but it was a fruit cake. I'm not sure "won" is the correct term.

For me it was a Dalí poster, but yeah.

Sending love.

Not really. It cuts out part way through a clause. It’s messy. And it’s not like there aren’t plenty of other sources for constitutional text. Even they know you can’t erase parts of the Constitution by deleting them from a website. Like I say, they’re fascists, but they’re also bumbling fools.

As someone who consulted to government technology departments for many years, I can assure you that this definitely could be a glitch. This administration is still a bunch of fascist assholes, I'm just saying this particular incident may be more down to incompetence than intent.

As someone who consulted to government technology departments for many years, I can assure you that this quite definitely could be a glitch. This administration is still a bunch of fascist assholes, I'm just saying this particular incident may be more down to incompetence than intent.

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Peniscola is also a lovely town on the east coast of Spain. Well worth a visit if you're ever in the area.
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Damn, that looks good.

Still think it's writing a synopsis.

I love you John, but you're completely wrong about the grilled cheese sandwich. Any half-decent sharp cheddar blows American cheese out of the water.

American Idiot by Green Day.

I encountered Dee Snider on a beach in Belize. I politely asked for a selfie together. He politely declined.

My home town! Enjoy. Can hook you up with some shady companions if you like.

Dude, I love your perspective on things like this. Thank you for putting it out there. I write a bit myself and you are a big influence.

Video please.

Fuck me, this regime is despicable.

If you are not a scientist, and you disagree with scientists about science, it's actually not adisagreement. You're just wrong. Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

Can someone please tell the ‘gender critical’ transphobes…!

Knew you as an author, had followed you on the hell site, and occasionally swing by Whatever.

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

Christ you Brits are a miserable lot.

Remo Williams in the Destroyer books.