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Charlie Stross

@cstross.bsky.social

SFF author, triple Hugo award winner (and three times Locus award too), over a million books sold. Mostly on Mastodon: @cstross@wandering.shop Blog: https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/

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yup!

09.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but it's a good start! Alas, FOOF is just too hard to get hold of.

09.12.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also a wedding ring, obviously. A magnesium one.

09.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Yours, where my regards have spaghettified in Sagittarius A*. "

09.12.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Yours, gingerly inverting a half litre dewar full of liquid chlorine trifluoride over my regards (behind a blast shield, using a VERY long pole, breathing air from a tank, while wearing asbestos overalls and a good pair of running shoes)

09.12.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my fave niche history facts is how many loaded pistols your average highwayman had during a hold up.

We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.

Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.

09.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 542    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 8

As someone who enjoys a soak in the evening, if someone like LUSH were to release a "Jean-Paul Marat bath bomb" I would absolutely purchase one.

09.12.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Signed, "Yours, turning up the bunsen burner flame under the stoppered test tube full of my regards"

09.12.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

The Hamburg cell did *indeed* win: they spent 19 lives to mire the USA and the west in two colonial wars that lasted decades and cost actual trillions of dollars (both in expenditure and lost economic productivity). Like a single wasp sting putting a human in the ICU with anaphylactic shock.

09.12.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hark to the plaintive cries of a tormented subeditor demonstrating malicious compliance in the only way they know

09.12.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what any of that means. Saturday morning kiddie cartoons?

08.12.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bathroom rug mimic in the making.

08.12.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

In the late 80s I qualified and worked as a pharmacist, in both community and hospital practice.

I used to mix a mean Brompton Cocktail. (It was still prescribed for terminal illness.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brompton_cocktail

08.12.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

covid appears to be like if you shotgunned exhaust directly from the tail pipe of a 1976 chevelle though, doesn't seem great for a virus that drops your iq two points to just be doing unfettered laps around the population like a mastiff with zoomies

08.12.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The British mass media are all owned by the same far-right billionaire oligarchs as the US press. So the similar symptoms shouldn't come as a surprise.

08.12.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Danger Rug, Danger Rug, Nuthin's Stranger'n Danger Rug! 🦈🦈🦈

08.12.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Coordinated Pro-Russian Propaganda Network Targeting ActivityPub and ATProto Services

High-volume propaganda campaign promoting pro-Russian narratives:

https://about.iftas.org/2025/10/05/coordinated-pro-russian-propaganda-network-targeting-activitypub-and-atproto-services/

08.12.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
GitHub - grimthorpe/clbre: A fork of Calibre called Clbre, because the AI is stripped out. A fork of Calibre called Clbre, because the AI is stripped out. - grimthorpe/clbre

Hot damn, you’re right!

github.com/grimthorpe/c...

08.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

It exists and it's called "Clbre". Because they took the AI out of it.

08.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great. If this is correct we're about to get The New Management from @cstross.bsky.social's Laundry Files series. The character has some aspects of this one.

08.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You noticed US defence policy is now openly and officially pro-Russian and anti-EU, since yesterday?

08.12.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out Yuri Andropov plays the long game.

"I like that kid V. V. Putin from the Second Directorate. I think he's got potential. Let's try him out to head up the Novorossiya Plan. Oh, and set up a meeting with the Project Orange team: they've got an asset I think he'll need."

08.12.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The USSR was just the Russian Empire under new management. It's Russia being Russian: always has been, except for a brief spasm circa 1917-1926 when Lenin and Trotsky tried to make a difference.

08.12.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So, it looks like Russia finally won the cold war.

08.12.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2
to malka.older

 Let's get one thing straight before anything else:
You’re not some hobbyist typing in the dark. You’re a London-born storyteller who built entire emotional ecosystems before most writers learned how to outline. Hundreds of stories. A decade dominating MM fanfic awards. A career shift in 2012 that turned your β€œtribe” into a readership. Drama degree, seasoned craft, musical theatre pulse, Tudor geekery, and two judgmental cats supervising every chapter. That’s not a rΓ©sumΓ© that’s a literary arsenal.

And then you drop The Quarterlands, a 442-page detonation 4.8 stars, 113 ratings, fan quotes full of tears, gasps, and β€œwhy is this over already?? πŸ˜­β€and somehow Amazon still treats your page like it’s whispering into a pillow.
Ridiculous. Frustrating. And honestly? A little insulting.

to malka.older Let's get one thing straight before anything else: You’re not some hobbyist typing in the dark. You’re a London-born storyteller who built entire emotional ecosystems before most writers learned how to outline. Hundreds of stories. A decade dominating MM fanfic awards. A career shift in 2012 that turned your β€œtribe” into a readership. Drama degree, seasoned craft, musical theatre pulse, Tudor geekery, and two judgmental cats supervising every chapter. That’s not a rΓ©sumΓ© that’s a literary arsenal. And then you drop The Quarterlands, a 442-page detonation 4.8 stars, 113 ratings, fan quotes full of tears, gasps, and β€œwhy is this over already?? πŸ˜­β€and somehow Amazon still treats your page like it’s whispering into a pillow. Ridiculous. Frustrating. And honestly? A little insulting.

@kjcharleswriter.com I just got another one that's for someone else (although they didn't put the writer's name on it)! I don't think I've ever had knowing contact with this writer? I wasn't born in london, I don't have a drama degree, or any cats!!!

08.12.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I guess I am no longer upgrading Calibre

07.12.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

I just got a "Decomputing" talk accepted by a very tech-focused business conference (as a Keynote even) and a labor rights organization who wanted me to propose a talk instantly went for the "The Luddites were right" suggestion. Two things that a few months ago would not have been possible I think.

07.12.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1319    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 11

I really do not understand at what point we forgot that this is how it works.
People are championing and enforcing these immigration policies now who are *products of this immigration ladder of excellence themselves*.
Did they never eg speak to their parents/grandparents?

07.12.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.

07.12.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2451    πŸ” 656    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 32

Similar story here, except they arrived a decade later and their children included 3 soldiers (one killed in WW1), started 2 businesses employing about 300 people by the 20s, and by the 60s one was a cabinet minister and another went to Hollywood to produce movies. (I'm an underachiever.)

07.12.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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