Alexander B

it would feel so good to say this. i wish i was the person who said this

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

LOOOOSERRRRR

Miniature Pony Recovers; Reviled By Millions. “Every day I wake up and pray that horse will die.”

me after laughing about everyone else in the US being frozen last month: ohhhhhh…..okay…

when you spend a thousand dollars a month on healthcare and you go to the doctor b/c you spend a thousand dollars on healthcare and they smile and say “that will be 300 dollars right now. the doors are locked. i’m loading the rifle.”

batou (sexistly) said trans rights (sort of)

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

looking through my steam library. my empire of dirt

showing Cy Endless Fantasy….he likes it so far 🙌

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

theyre selling gai lan at the walmart now…..

anyone else feel like a big stinky behemoth when you finish a stick of deodorant instead of buying a new one halfway thru and throwing the old one into the drawer of shame

wake up in the morning feeling like im made of early PS2 polygons

face looks like he’s about to pull it off and reveal he’s Tom Cruise

video game industry healthy and gooood

Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.

NANCY PANEL BY
ERNIE BUSHMILLER

could be worse

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

fuck you dude