Bioengineered foodstuffs in my -GASP!- NATURE VALLEY?!?!! (clutches pearls, swoons)
26.11.2024 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gaetz = An Osmond from Temu. I said what I said.
22.11.2024 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lemon curry?
21.11.2024 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, did everyone get here OK?
14.11.2024 22:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why do minivans always look so unbearably smug from the back?
22.11.2023 03:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have become an Gumby. MY BRAIN HURTS.
IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!
28.09.2023 23:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If there’s a nicer “fall” sound than rain off your chimney flashing while you’re inside all cozy, I’ve never heard it.
26.09.2023 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why is it that people picking up free stuff NEVER DO IT ON TIME?! I have better stuff to do than wait and I can’t move my car until I unload this thing, jackwad. No good deed…
23.09.2023 01:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Howls of derision. HOWLS. OF. DERISION.
19.09.2023 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@hielanlass.bsky.social I can’t stand up for falling down…
14.09.2023 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I thought they’d called BS on this stuff ages ago - or maybe that was a cough med I read about.
14.09.2023 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Alto (she intoned deeply) 😆
14.09.2023 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BURMA!
(I panicked.)
12.09.2023 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FLASH FLASH I LOVE YOU
09.09.2023 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ease down, Ripley. You’re just grinding metal. Ease down.
(This week needs nuked from orbit.)
09.09.2023 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Salutations! What’d I miss?
31.08.2023 20:55 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I design video games for a living.
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pithy and pissy. cat lady (currently) without cats; art lady (currently) without space to do art. "socialism" is not a four-letter word.
we all do better when we all do better. failing that: look for the Luigis.
Travel, Jane Austen, books in general, photography, Southern, hijinks, rabble rouser. Not for everyone.
Avid reader. Longarm quilter & fabric pusher. Not here for Trumpers or other N@zi apologists.
Sex therapist, hopecaster, purity culture refugee, mom to gender-diverse kids, former corporate machine cog, policy nerd, very distractible, probably autistic. My glass gets free refills.
Last of her name, purveyor of haunted spoons, knitter of odd-shaped garments, guardian of the canines. Pro-science, pro-vaccines. It’s been 0 days since my last injury. she/her
Gen X, mom, wife, smart-ass
Protect trans kids EVERYWHERE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Unlearning baked-in racism, ableism and internalized misogyny are my old-lady goals. 💙
UMN prof married to cranky poet ▪︎ middle-aged cat lady ▪︎ 〽️ Go Blue! ▪︎ I was on Jeopardy!, it was fun ▪︎ this timeline sucks ▪︎ fuck fascists
quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj
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Photographer, recovering attorney, 4x Jeopardy champion, fabulous cook, widow of writer Len Wein.
Secular Homeschool Mom, Woman of Jeopardy!, Robotics Coach, Scouting America Volunteer, Vaccinated and Rational Christ-Emulator, and general Force to Be Reckoned With.
Teacher, reader, synth pop fan, pursuer of coziness
Just a Spinster full of existential dread and pastries.
Always on my way to the ocean. Writer, 2x Jeopardy! champion.
My debut short fiction collection,The Last Analog Teenagers:
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BSF 2025
Noms: Pushcart x2, BotN x2, Wigleaf Top 50 Longlist
