Kristen Holder

One of the greatest joys in my life is when a sentence finally makes sense in one of the foreign language songs I hyperfixate on.

The first snow is just so stinking magical I can hardly stand it! ❄️❤️

Between chemo and frost bite, I have the hardest time keeping my feet warm.

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Sharing again! I'm closing my list down Dec 1st but I'm only at 47 addresses and I'd like more! Feel free to share or pass along. So far, cards are going to a half dozen countries and twice as many states. This makes my holiday season, so really, sign up.

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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Trying to work while being excited about an interview is a great way to spend the holiday weekend ❤️

An Amazon package of wish list items from an anonymous reader came 😭 I felt like crap just this morning about not being a full time writer anymore.

This is what I needed for my imposter syndrome ❤️ Thank you, anonymous, you just made my year.

Fill me with joy again?

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I am tired too... how abou you?

Whenever I see neglected pumpkins sitting on porches or in front of businesses, I want to take one home and eat it. It’s a shame more people don’t see pumpkins for the food they are.

Emily in Paris

I can play this game, too.

I didn't win the lottery AGAIN. The $2 is still worth a few days of dreaming.

YouTube video by Kristen Holder Space Party Dad Joke

I like to tell dad jokes sometimes…

Right?

The perfect Christmas gift! (AI)

Suicide, Robert Frost, and the First Snow in ICU On November 20th, 2024 in my apartment, I swallowed over 300 pills in rapid succession.

I tried to commit suicide a few days ago. Here's a glimpse into a moment during the ordeal.

Occasionally

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I love Christmas but I have no real family so my main activity is obsessing over Christmas cards. Want one? Fill out my Google form - forms.gle/x7fRZiRXHw4d.... It makes my holiday season :)

I haven’t worn makeup in two years but I put some on today because I was recording dad jokes around the apartment.