yassified veggie tale 🥦✨

Same plight as my cat 😔 I might grab him a couple of pieces of turkey, but he's definitely getting a little extra today 🤣

😭 stooooooop

Vegan Chorizo Bolognese - Eat Figs, Not Pigs This Vegan Chorizo Bolognese is a fiery twist on a beloved classic. It’s luscious and rich, with wonderful depths of flavor!!!

I tried making this recipe last night while cutting a lotta corners, and... Not nearly as good, I was missing the jalapeno and wine, and... Used broken up lasagna noodles, but for a 30-minute dinner, it slapped 🤡

www.eatfigsnotpigs.com/vegan-choriz...

For example, just realized I can use my food processor for mirepoix 🤡

I sometimes beat myself up for not making everything by scratch because I know how to and I enjoy it, but 🤡

I also work a fuckton, and I hope one day I can cook as much as I'd like to but for now I'm learning how to cut corners where I can.

I've wanted to go to Atlanta for years solely for a handful of vegan restaurants and I feel like that's a perfectly fine reason to go somewhere now 🤡

I decided, since I had so much fun doing a museum crawl in NYC and Boston, I'm finally just gonna travel for museums. My next destination is probably Chicago, but I might take some short trips to Portland or Vancouver... Food, culture, and maybe music sound like perfect reasons to travel

But damn, I guess I gotta take some clients to the museum! I didn't know there were people out there who have never been! I feel like museums are fun for everyone in some way.

Ironically, I told the client about the Isabelle Gardner museum and he came back and told me everything he had read about her after our initial conversation.

Sadly, he was quick to say he would probably never visit Boston. 😔

Things from work I've been thinking about... A client told me he's never been to a museum before. That floored me, mostly because I've realized in many ways how fortunate I was growing up with people who loved the arts. Museum trips were a staple during my childhood.

Architecture of the Plain

Architecture of the Plain https://www.wikiart.org/en/paul-klee/architecture-of-the-plain-1923

Okay, jk, potluck plans have been cancelled. I am still making MYSELF biscuits and gravy for the holidays, but now I guess I'll just go balls to the wall insane with it, lmao

I never read the comments on recipes because I know better, but curiosity just got the best of me and the questions people have are mind-boggling... Like you're basically asking for a completely new recipe

I'm learning how to drive, and what I'm learning is a lot of people are bad drivers and I do not want to drive lmfaooooo

but there's nothing
like doing nothing
with you

<3 #jayvik

Fuck it, I'm adding kale to the gravy lmfao. It'll look pretty, I guess it'll be a creamed kale situation with sausage 🤔

I might omit the greens but ya boy loves vegetables, I just don't know how to add it to the gravy without it being a really heavy gravy 😭

Okay, I think I'm going to make biscuits, gravy, and a side of greens.

But the rest of the dish is just carbs and richness. My go to is just to add kale to everything so might sneak some kale into the gravy 🤔

Trying to figure out what to make for a thanksgiving potluck, I need something that I can make quick since I work that day... I'm thinking cranberry biscuits with a nice gravy but 🤔

Whenever I cook, I always wanna add something green and something acidic. The cranberries provide the acid...

Last night I was like "what if I moved to Austin, TX?" So I guess I'm looking to see what all is out in Austin.

I got wine, pussy, vodka 🤡

I'm not opposed but I don't really drink alcohol 🤔

127 🤔

LMAO you said if it stays any longer you'll have to make it, just don't get attached

gardens
#art #arcane

He just wants to catch ghosts to take them on dates.

When's the naming ceremony?

****KNOW not knock

jayce and viktor making out with tongue in the astral plane in the last seconds before they get absorbed into the rune

happy 1 year of them #jayvik