It's ya boi Guzma

It’s his day.

just tried doing this irl and tore every single muscle in my body

Fr that’s like…bare minimum 😭

Vampire Survivors is the first that comes to mind

got a pizza from a new local joint and that shit was like 75% crust

so mad right now

[A look at Sonic’s unit sales & downloads as of fiscal 2025] Sonic Superstars (FY2024) 2.43 million units Sonic Frontiers (FY2023) 4.57 million units Sonic Dash (FY2013) 676 million downloads (via SEGASammy Integrated Report FY2025)

SEGA's parent company officially confirmed these sales figures for #SonicSuperstars and #SonicFrontiers, as well as downloads for #SonicDash, via the latest integrated report for fiscal 2025.

👉 Superstars: 2.43M unit sales;
👉 Frontiers: 4.57M unit sales;
👉 Dash: 676M downloads.

#SonicNews

Count Cidolfus Orlandeau. Has a grey beard and wearing a brown hood with cloak

Me trying to look like Count Cidolfus Orlandeau. Has a grey beard and wearing a red raincoat in a similar style.

Oh, realized I can pull this off outside my usual "COSTUME" getup for Halloween so.....

Screenshot from SRIV, four spheres in different skin shades

On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.

new favorite gif just dropped:

Watching SF4 in the modern day is a trip because I know deep in my heart from years of playing that this is not a good game, but it looks crazy since your best moves aren't designed to be minus on purpose and you don't have a kit that is largely miserable to use outside of exact situations.

Me when I activate a human transmutation circle.

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When you get another pic from your friend

And I’m listening

Holy fuck what a miserable 2nd half of the work day

I work with incompetents and liars.

Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones

A headline that reads “A bizarre Taco Bell-fueled Ultramarathon is coming to DC” with a picture of a hand holding a burrito

Finally a marathon I can win

your action game needs to have slightly annoying platforming and puzzles that are just kinda okay for it to really be a classic tbh

our lives are all improved because of molly-posting

Hey all. I wrote complete 100% walkthroughs for both parts of Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake. It's in the same style as my usual walkthroughs, minimalist and bulleted. Follow the bullets and you shouldn't miss anything. No big boss strategies or party suggestions. I believe in you~

Ok, annoying but necessary nuance here:

This is AI *upscaling*, not Gen ai. AFAIK, it doesnt scrape media or need data centers. No environmental or ethical concerns as of current info.

HOWEVER, I'd still opt out as it will play havoc with low res. It's like motion smoothing, you dont want it 😅

I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard

No matter what you think of the Pokemon video games, the one thing that is undeniable is they have a finger on the pulse of every niche demo target you can think of because every game has like 5 characters+ everyone loses their mind over and becomes a new obsession for large chunks of people.

kys (kiss yourself)

Testing out new Procreate brushes with a quick(ish) Willow! #aew #art #wrestling

Triple entendre

A 7-eleven spicy bite HATES to see me coming

They could never make me hate you...