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what if instead of cptsd we got nine million dollars

i should be called a good girl and get kisses from beautiful women because i can solve simple problems

"Oh haha was your trainer taking you to a move tutor. Is that what's going on here." Fuck no brother i came out the egg rocking this kit on lock.

Dont fuck with me

problem? unsolved
sadness? forever
shoulders? aching
good night this is a tomorrow issue. goodbye 3 hours of life

as soon as i wiped my laptop drive i remembered i didn't check if i had things i want to keep on it what is wrong with my head

i will be the first ever siscon to reach netherite in mcsr ranked

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

ridiculously evil advertisement to get at 6 am. cheery music in the background with a kid talking 1 inch away from the mic

tuff as fuck

wow i know that game

planes in a line at a plane enrichment center

at the plane enrichment center. they love lining up like this

DEFCON 1 ROSALINA GIRL COCK IMAGE

posting to see if anyone else has ever read this but it would also be cool to find it again :D follow up Qs welcome

it had sexual themes, cant remember if it actually had sex in it though. ive tried to search for it multiple times over the years and found nothing. i distinctly remember one of the chapter titles being something similar to "is not scene bro i have 2 dong" which is awesome

OK so. this is a story i read on fanfiction.net about 9 years ago, it was full of transgender and gay themes + characters, and it was extremely funny (to 13 year old me). i believe it has since been deleted.

gay pokemon mystery dungeon moots i have a task for you

deergirl's personal lost media search 🧵

nuzzl

MUST COMMENT TO UNLOCK THIS VIDEO

what if i just live tweet when im working on videos or whatever. would you all like that. (special surprise if you leave a comment)

"i want to lick cute girls"

in 500 years when i die historians will look back at my diary and someone will post this excerpt with the caption "they were just like us" and get 500k likes

the sweetest trans girl you've ever met will be like you can date me but first you have to defeat the 300 evil things my mom said to me to make me feel unlovable

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

YouTube video by ThePriceMaster The PriceMaster (full version)

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

plank times: 44, 52, 55, 1:04

i've been doing a plank for as long as i can every night and have been making very w progress!

screenshot of 5:19 songs of the constellation run

SUB 5:20 HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

We Need to Talk About the Emasculation of Luigi

“hello world! i’m one stud tall!”

#deer 🦌

live and you wont believe what im doing

im still going i cant stop this map is way too fun to play. sub 5:20 im coming for you