Jordan

ok no masks for #ICE in exchange for no masks while voting
no takebacksies

brave to say "nannies" in a public setting like this

Also as if, in 2026, we are calling restaurants to make a reservation

Future history books will have to devote a whole chapter to how people taking cell phone videos in #Minneapolis meaningfully changed the world.

it's gonna be 🔥

if you're in a city #ICE hasn't occupied yet, start prepping the answer for when your toddler asks who this is, what they have, and why they're so scary

Grandpa, you weren't listening. That's not everything we want.

starting to think these #AI coding agents can be used for more than just fixing my SQL queries

Can't wait to repost this on May 20th (day after Massie wins his primary)
Trump: "Thomas Mass who? never heard of him"

American citizens shouldn't be living the trailer for the next Jason Bateman drama

Fun fact: Moving the worst 0.1% of federal agents from #MN to another community is not de-escalation

Where I'm at:
Boy, it was nice to be in the dentist chair for 40 minutes because I couldn't check the news

Looks like there have been.... 3 homicides in Minneapolis this year? Two of them by DHS.
www.minneapolismn.gov/government/g...

To think of all the arguments I've had with 2A folks assuming they actually cared about the second amendment. Look forward to their response here

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

Living in Minneapolis I live in Minneapolis. I’m Black, but a cop may see me as brown. Which might matter, might not. Here’s a bit of what it is like.

When I set a goal to write more this year, the intent was to craft witty tech posts, not to write about how scary it is to take my son out to breakfast. But here we are. Living in #Minneapolis.
learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/living-in-...

That face when you don't know at whom to direct the thoughts nor at whom to direct the prayers

For any Democrat hesitant to go full on against ICE because they’re wary about ~the right way to talk about immigration~ (🙄) - what’s happening now isn’t about immigration. It’s a secret police force terrorizing & killing American citizens, trampling their 1A (& 2A!) rights.

Every now and then a Klobuchar zinger lands

Statement from Senator John Fetterman about today’s events in Minnesota:

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.

Any second now, I'm sure.

He was a white guy, if that helps?

Hello? NRA?

The opportunity continues
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Did not have a Minneapolis PD redemption arc on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

notes:
1. You most certainly, definitely could turn the titanic around overnight. in less than an hour, I'd reckon
2. The problem with the Titanic isn't that they failed to turn around
3. It's January of 2026...who exactly is piloting this metaphorical disaster?

WOW! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE BOARD OF PEACE!

in this world war, we are Germany

wait a minute, is this fucking play about us?

surely we can sneak taking this away into one of the articles of impeachment

these American people?

how about we can't afford another day with Schumer as a "leader"