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@realwilliamshatner.bsky.social

Parody William Shatner

27 Followers  |  16 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024  |  1.6071

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The LBGT community loves me so much they added a P just for men like me

24.11.2024 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of two testicles smiling. One testicle hangs a little lower than the other so they don’t touch each other because that’s gay.

Image of two testicles smiling. One testicle hangs a little lower than the other so they don’t touch each other because that’s gay.

So gay.

24.11.2024 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 20921    πŸ” 1248    πŸ’¬ 907    πŸ“Œ 130
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Aurora over Norway

24.11.2024 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3570    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 15
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This is a #NellyFurtado stan account!

24.11.2024 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cute bear

24.11.2024 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

A lot of people have trouble spelling restaurant. I know this because I watch black comedians mostly

24.11.2024 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can I haz cheezburger

24.11.2024 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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@pericles.bsky.social

24.11.2024 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@pericles.bsky.social

24.11.2024 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If this you, DM me

24.11.2024 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like a dream for @pericles.bsky.social

24.11.2024 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.11.2024 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.11.2024 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

18M + 1.
πŸ’™, Mar🐫

17.11.2024 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 83133    πŸ” 7590    πŸ’¬ 6386    πŸ“Œ 1974

Thanks to everyone including me in so many Starter Packs. That said, I'm still in a state of shock trying to process what happened to our country since the election, so I won't be posting on a daily basis. I'll be back at some point, but please forgive me: healing takes time. πŸ’™ you all, Mar🐫

20.11.2024 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20549    πŸ” 1406    πŸ’¬ 1210    πŸ“Œ 72
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a man is wearing a blue shirt that says star trek hulu on it ALT: a man is wearing a blue shirt that says star trek hulu on it

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social lol, how does this make you feel Mr. Skywalker? Do you like #StarTrek? I love both #StarWars and Star Trek.

24.11.2024 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Don't quote me, and don't quote me as not wanting to be quoted."

#QuotableQuote

23.11.2024 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 30150    πŸ” 1755    πŸ’¬ 1027    πŸ“Œ 266

If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.

22.11.2024 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 30736    πŸ” 1912    πŸ’¬ 731    πŸ“Œ 220
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@pericles.bsky.social stunt on these hoes

24.11.2024 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@pericles.bsky.social stunt on these hoes

24.11.2024 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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