Pericles

I am not surprised by much on Bluesky.

Cosign

My Jewish lawyer was there when I had my divorce party. My Jewish doctor was there for the celebration when my child chose a gender. Yeah I love Jews, because Jews have been there for me even when my friends and family disowned me

President Trump just said to Iran's nuclear program: no way jose

@pericles.bsky.social

@justicejonesy on X was banned for life there because he unfollowed too many people.
If you happen to get an interaction from Elon, tell him I think he is the Jim Daily of tech and X is the Chicago Reader of apps. I'm getting woke AF over here.

If you don’t follow @pericles.bsky.social on X then you are probably banned like I am.
Hey Perry. 👋
A black wrote this in a discord a while back and I’ve only been copying and pasting it I’ve never typed it I stg but it’s yours now. Nigga. You’re the man Perry just copy and paste it in your notes.

This is every conservative except my attorney @pericles.bsky.social who is actually Greek.

This happened to me once on the Buffalo Wild Wings golf game with the spinny ball and you could only put three initials and 🙃 instead of my real initials I put THC 😜 because at the time I was into weed a lot. my attorney @pericles.bsky.social was at Hooters therefore did not witness it.

God bless. Alpha @pericles.bsky.social. The Chicago MAYOR.

@pericles.bsky.social makes the best “organic” fluffernutters

@pericles.bsky.social I’ve missed doing this so much 😭

I first heard of @pericles.bsky.social when it was revealed that we shared the same foreskin donor

@pericles.bsky.social is a destroyer of hypocrisy and a defender of democracy

@pericles.bsky.social may I keep your humor and honor it?

@pericles.bsky.social got Ayn Rand(scav hunt).

All that’s left is “Cormac McCarthy stream-of-consciousness”, “The Meditations are Marcus Aurelius’ Post-it Notes” and “I’ve read the Bible twice, that’s why I’m an atheist.”

@pericles.bsky.social send word of my demise to my loved ones

Lol @ "intolerance"

I don’t know why he was being shy, but had to add my fave lawyer @pericles.bsky.social 🤭

Thanks goes to Alpha @pericles.bsky.social. My lovely, good mayor of Chicago.

@pericles.bsky.social i got those centerpieces for the Alpha Male Caroling and Nativity Vigil supper.

There is a very old saying that begins “My Chicago attorney…”

Dave Blunts called me a "kid diddler" and a "pedophile"

While I respect Black voices and honor Black wisdom, as a Black man, he should understand that the justice system often makes horrible mistakes and that unjust convictions lead to people being labeled for life

Im an ally!

pericles the maga republicans have gone crazy, i’m now hiding about 25 trans children in my basement, underground railroad style to save them from MAGAt HATE

The republican ungaying continues. This is sick 🤮

Only if you follow me back baby 😘

Your trans kids are safe with me

we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand

Happy Pride, Perry!

@pericles.bsky.social more skeets please, I need to cum.