Wilf Thompson

There's a familiarity with that photo. Just can't think where I've seen it before.

No matter what the hair colour is, it's what's underneath that's important.
You can't hide it.

It will probably be called Tory Ground Frost Lite and they won't work in bad weather.

Knocks at door
Excuse me for asking but are you foreign
"Yes"
Jolly good, would you like to come with me
"No, I've got some scones in the oven"
Ah, no problem, sorry to have troubled you. Thank you ever so much.

That looks like something slasher brought back up.

The bog roll fairies

It's your reputation that does it

Bet whoever thought of them did it as a joke. Just buy a pair of wellies and drill holes in the top. Job done.

Oi you, I'm size 13 and 6ft 5in. If my feet weren't that big I wouldn't be able to balance. No way would I wear Crocs though, be better off with flippers🤔

Cash Patel.
The brains behind his behind.

Those eyes look dead. A real life zombie with no sense of shame or humanity. Bastard.

Get the Donald in one and let's see how long he can last when it's filled with gas.

Tell them you've become a Druid and don't celebrate Christmas anymore. Peace and quiet reigns. Only drawback is that twice a year you need to drag your backside to Stonehenge at dawn.

There's always Budism.

Just imagine having a card that avoids queueing at border points with your little passport (with your personal information in it) waiting for a stamp. Nah, I'd rather queue and moan about it.

No but on the other hand it would bring the UK into line with other EU countries like Spain. No more pissing about at airports and ferry terminals waiting for a customs stamp on a passport. It's safer than a passport as your fingerprint is embedded in.

Do the neighbors know what's about to hit them?

Well done, no backing out now.

You need to fry air? I thought you just wapped up the central heating. You don't need to pay for that 👍

Map showing Cambodia v Armenia battleground

From Rasmus Jarlov, chair of Denmark’s Defence Committee:

Skegness is so bracing at this time of year.

Via The Independent: Donald Trump’s false claim that London ‘wants to go to Sharia law’ has been described as ‘appalling and bigoted’ by Mayor Sadiq Khan.

The Muslim Council of Britain responded: “We pray for Mr Trump's health and wellbeing as his hallucinations seem to be getting worse by the day”

I'm an hour ahead of you and I thought I was early.

If only his plans included descendants of immigrants. He'd be on the first flight out sat next to Kemi what'shername.
We only want purebloods, none of this interracial mixing thingy
Just think how many we could get rid of including that racist piece of shit Robinson (Irish)
Oh for a peaceful world

Charlie Kirk's assassination was gods will. Let them argue against that.

I ask you all tonight to light a candle & pray for this lovely young couple Andy & Sarah
OK apart from:
Toe sucking
Extra marital affairs
Business meetings with Col Gadaffi
Lying to a fake sheikh
Building up massive debts
Alleged Paedophilia
Befriending a pimp.
They deserve our love.
🙏🏻

“Fred Brown is a sand artist. He's recreated the latest piece of Banksy's art on the beach at Scarborough.”

He's probably thinking about Katie Price. I'd agree with that one. Tits with a pair of teeth.

Very autumnal , can nearly see the goosebumps

Jeez what were you on last night? Not sure when ur having it off but should you really be telling everyone 😊
As for turning a log burner off ?????
You need to lay off the Guinness girl 🤗

I've got a bit of a shopping list of stuff I could do with from the UK. If you fancy a drive down to northern Spain I'll see you right. £20 each way?