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Labour. The John Fetterman of political parties.

Used by him in a pathetic attempt to get votes from racists who would never ever vote for him. That old McSweeney genius.

It’s all hierarchal. All the ass- kissers and brown-nosers always go on to be tyrannical bosses who demand the same. As long as ‘their betters’ give them someone to look down upon and bully- they’ll prostrate themselves. You’ll see it in most offices . See also: boot-lickers.

Lisa Nandy is an absolute fucking idiot.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

When the things you’re most proud of are merely accidents of birth, you should probably aim a bit higher.

Heads must roll.

I enjoyed the speed of the green card. That helped. Fucked that off now. If one must live in madness, I’ll live in local madness. Mate, they’re fucking mad there. Go well.

Note to self: must stay more than 10ft from a punter at all times.

Pffft.

Brace yourself…

But then - if it makes them shop more at JL - job done.

Middle aged dad wet dream for fathers who worked through their kids school years / have a minimal relationship with them, and now miraculously their kid is coming back to them, but on their terms. Tragic really. And I say that as a middle aged dad.

“If I fall out of the tree, shoot the dog.”

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Hahaha. Yikes.

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Imagine writing a whole article of this crap instead of just admitting you don’t understand sarcasm.

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I mean, the record’s okay but if he’d sellotaped a Mitsubishi to the record sleeve too…

(Except tax the super-rich, corporations and professional tax -dodgers).

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Not the Real Thing.

Alternate view. He was the perfect appointment for an Ambassador to Trump. Both mates with Epstein. 🤷‍♂️

Well. That’s a really shit take.

Exactly.

It’s not about “Christians”.

Helluva way to avoid your in-laws.

The thing with obviously closeted MAGAs is that everyone knows they’re gay. And largely, nobody gives a fuck. So what are they desperately trying to cover up?

Themes from Halloween and the Exorcist.

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Looking forward to escorting fifteen 11 year old girls trick or treating in the pissing rain later.

They’ve probably been given the heads-up that there’s more details of his depravity on the way.

As a child of the seventies it wasn’t a big thing for us. I’m from the SE. Don’t know anyone who was massively into it then. We built and burned a effigy of a catholic on a massive fire and dodged shit fireworks set-up by pissed parents instead. Scarier, in hindsight.

The fucking state of you.