Ruth Husko

Don’t normally rate Taylor Swift but this new one’s alright

“So I leant over, tapped her on the cleavage with a pastry fork, I said my mother gave birth to twins in an unheated wash house and then got straight back up and finished the mangling, so think on.” RIP, Patricia Routledge.

Went for a lie down at 3pm and just woke up thinking it was Monday

I ate six bags of crisps yesterday

Lying Down And Loving It 😎🛌

It’s October eve not October Steve

Happy National Coffee Day to all who celebrate by the way ☕️

Yeah I support ID CARDS:

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😎

Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen 🥳

Thank you UnkleRupert! 😍

I don’t know why she’s leaving,
Or where she’s gonna go,
I guess she’s got her reasons,
But I just don't wanna know,
Cause for twenty-four years I've been

One of my favourite Japanese tshirt brands has just released a new Mr Bean range and I’m not sure how I feel about this

Calling Jeffrey Epstein ‘the paedophile financier’ makes him sound like something from Patisserie Valerie

That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down

If this flag offends you, bean help you pack

The Fab Four’ is such a nice way to describe The Beatles. I’d been calling them ‘The Four Men’

Go on!

Just seen a ‘nutter’ in the wild. Sorry pal, we don’t say that now, it’s ‘experiencing mental health challenges’. This is almond milk, not a Peperami voiced by Adrian Edmondson (adverts since discontinued due to changing attitudes towards mental health)

Cutie!

The Edinburgh Fringe has an award for Best Show but if they made an award for ‘Person Who Walked Past Angus Deayton Three Times Yesterday’ I’d scoop the lot

Egg pitta?

His famous catchphrase

That feeling when you’re sweating your tossed salads and scrambled eggs off

You're never gonna believe this but you know that vintage child mannequin with painted shoes and no arms that you viewed? Still available by the way

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your Boycie

Never off the clock pal #mindset #grindset

I think we know where it ends 🆙

Tin Tin Out had 15 year old me going to parties dressed like a 2006 Apprentice candidate #totp

He bloody beddah!!!

Party in the city where the heat is on,
All night on the tram til the break of dawn,
I’m going to Wolverhampton,
‘Welcome to Wolverhampton’